Cutting off the anus of a dead person, smoothing out the wrinkles, shitting in the middle of it as the “hotdog” and cumming on it as the condiment before eating it.
by csurban_09 October 5, 2025
Get the Lexington Hotdogmug. Wow. Nothing on our girl.
Lexington, a battlecruiser turned aircraft carrier that is super famous for some reason. First operational aircraft carrier in the USN (United States Navy), and built in the early 20s. She marked the beginning of the USA's unhealthy obsession with aircraft carriers. Her sister ship, USS Saratoga (CV-3, Lexington is CV-2), survived WWII, and was sunk in Operation Crossroads. Lexington was sunk in the Battle of the Coral Sea. Both of them were chads.
Lexington, a battlecruiser turned aircraft carrier that is super famous for some reason. First operational aircraft carrier in the USN (United States Navy), and built in the early 20s. She marked the beginning of the USA's unhealthy obsession with aircraft carriers. Her sister ship, USS Saratoga (CV-3, Lexington is CV-2), survived WWII, and was sunk in Operation Crossroads. Lexington was sunk in the Battle of the Coral Sea. Both of them were chads.
Person 1: Lexington.
Person 2: Kentucky?
Person 1: The ship, retard. If I had meant Kentucky, I would have said it.
Person 2: Kentucky?
Person 1: The ship, retard. If I had meant Kentucky, I would have said it.
by maybesomeonerandomyes February 8, 2021
Get the Lexingtonmug. Bruh, I want a vegas bomb. But I don't want to sound like a tool.
I got you, 4 Lexington Bombs please
I got you, 4 Lexington Bombs please
by Purple Herpel March 8, 2017
Get the Lexington Bombmug. A pussy ass nigga who I can’t wait to suck his daddy’s dick while shoving a ten inch carrot up his ass
by Call me daddy big dick May 2, 2021
Get the reaston/Lexingtonmug. Nice guy who is ambitions, very responsible, teaches everyone around him the ways of life. He is kind, good looking and fun to be around. Very respectful. Outstanding and just a great person all around.
by Geologist22 November 23, 2021
Get the Lexingtonmug. In a stunning upset at the 2025 Lexington Table Tennis Amateur Finals, underdog Devin shocked the crowd and toppled reigning champion Blake, handing the favorite his first and only loss of the season to finish with a 27–1 record. Known more for his erratic play than consistency, Devin brought relentless intensity and razor-sharp focus to dismantle Blake’s trademark defensive strategy, winning 27 games in a dramaticbbeat-down fashion. Each blistering rally and improbable return chipped away at Blake’s composure, turning what was expected to be a routine coronation into a gritty, unforgettable battle. The tournament ended not with the underdog’s defeat, but with the downfall of a near-perfect titan—and the rise of a new champion forged in chaos.
Did you hear about the Lexington Table Tennis Massacre of 2025?
I did! But I also heard Blake paid stupid money to get the footage and results scrubbed from the internet.
I did! But I also heard Blake paid stupid money to get the footage and results scrubbed from the internet.
by dadboddev June 2, 2025
Get the Lexington Table Tennis Massacremug. Hym "Someone from Lexington, UK tried to log into my Facebook account... Therefore, DRONE STRIKE LEXINGTON, UK! Bury that cocksucker under an explosion."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2025
Get the Drone Strike Lexington, UKmug.