Lego

A slang term for Egyptians. (because they built the pyramids.)

You need to go back to Egypt, you fuckin' lego.

by itsyaboiurmom January 21, 2020

Lego

A torture device discovered in Germany and subsequently used by Americans in the most violent forms of torture which was then found to be useful for building stuff.

During times of war, prisoners would be ushered into a completely dark room with random Lego pieces on the floor and be required to continuously walk around.

On day, a cleaner was wiping the blood and toenails from the Lego room when they discovered that multiple pieces can be joined together and used to build things.

Clarification: Duplo; Four times the size, four times the pain.

The interrogation was all getting too much, then they busted out the Lego and I spilt the beans.

by Unice Tracy Able April 5, 2020

Lego

An interlocking system of building blocks and one of the most successful tours in the world. Founded in Denmark. Most people find they hurt to step on. I have no idea why they don't affect me.

Lego is awesome

Mom: SON I STEPPED ON ONE OF YOUR LEGOS AND MY FOOT'S BLEEDING!

Me, the weird one in the family: They don't hurt

Yep, I'm an alien

by GalactaK April 28, 2020

lego

how make your foot go death

step on a lego and your foot will burn

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 12, 2020

Lego

A building brick that will destroy your leg when you step on it.

Man: Ow i stepped on a lego
*leg explodes

by SPACE JOE August 17, 2020

Lego

Lego is a landmine designed and produced in Denmark, it is highly effective when put in narrow corridors.

Who the hell put this lego brick here?! That thing is like a landmine!

by Thebeanguy October 5, 2020

Lego

Legos are basically blocks for building

I wanna build a lego city

by Bouiamaboi December 12, 2020