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you live and you learn

What your parents say when something shitty happens to you.
Me: dammit I couldn't get in line on time because you guys took too long to get ready.

Parents: sorry honey : '(
Me: now I won't get the brand new Britney Spears MILF edition sex doll!

Parents: you live and you learn !
by Omega_College_Dog December 27, 2016
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You gonna learn today

Pronounced "Yoo Gohn Lurn Duhdey!" (sometimes the "You" is eliminated), a viral catchphrase by Kevin Hart during his 'Alright, alright, alright!' segment of "Laugh at My Pain".
Kevin Hart explains that his father 'legitamately' walks in during his spelling bee, being outrageously loud—along with the dog on drugs—and repeating the phrase "Alright, Alright, Alriiiiiiiiiiiiiight!".
The phrase is used—but not limited to—mainly in high school to joke about how one will know what sex is, a long dick is, etc. but can be used in other various cases (or forms).
#1:

Girl 1: Sheesh, I can't believe it. Last night, with the hottest guy, was boooring! He had NOTHING!
Boy 1: Oh really? I can make tonight good for you?
Girl 1: You? Hah! How?
Boy 1: You gonna learn today…

#2

Coach: Alright, 100 push-ups! No breaks in between! If you fall flat before doing it, 4 laps around the track nonstop running!
Kid 1: *whispering to teamates* We gonna work today…
by DarkMario1000 on Youtube January 8, 2012
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That'll Learn You

(That will learn you)

Making it clear to another person that you've made a mistake and that you should have known better.
Joe: I can't believe she cheated on me again.

Moe: That'll learn you.
by CG-PTY April 1, 2009
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lurk learn

a very cowardly, sneaky, and sketchy way of learning about someone either through ear jacking, reading their survey bulletins posted on myspace, or any other clandestine way of learning info on someone without actually talking to them.
Guy A: dude i think im going to ask out that girl
Guy B: you dont even know her, noob
Guy A: well ive been reading all of her surveys on myspace
Guy B: lurk learner!
by Grant the lurker July 23, 2007
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A weird and demented "kids" video that you will find on YouTube. These types of cringy videos were super common in 2017.
Karen: Omg! I found funny cool arab nae nae sex dance learn colors 3d for kids in my son's youtube history! Why would my son watch this nonsense?
by datboi101lol February 25, 2021
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no learn we high

the nickname for northern lehigh high school, loacted in Slatington, because the teachers can't teach and its full of dumbass potheads
Guy: hey where do u go to school
Girl: No Learn We High
Guy: where's that?
Girl: Slatington
Guy: Oh u mean Northern Lehigh
by PAchick August 21, 2008
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burn didn't you learn

A phrase used to express shame for a bad decision, bad action, or a bad call.
the phrase can be used with a noun inserted.
"did you see my new girlfriend? she's pretty hot."
"let's check her out on HotorNot.com.... 5.2?! burn didn't you learn."



"jason lezak caught them? burn didn't france learn."
by discostrangler October 18, 2008
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