LBS

LBS, or otherwise known as Little Bitch Syndrome, is a common disease that affects mainly self entitled people who can’t or choose not to provide for themselves and expect others to cater to them. It can also affect individuals who have problems performing normal duties and/or exaggerate small illnesses or try to make others feel sorry for them. In rare cases it can lead to complete meltdowns or temper tantrums, more commonly found in adults. There is no known cure but can sometimes be made less significant by a hard slap or wake up call.
Mark is suffering from LBS, he claims to have multiple crippling diseases but is actually just too lazy to get off his ass, and chooses to mooch off his cancer ridden mother.
by ForFuck’sSake August 26, 2022
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Lbs is the when u out the night before with the boys getting fucking crossed then u get the nice soggy poops in the morning. Jp made this one boys. WE THE REAL BOYS
I hate when lbs makes my ass feel like hell
by Gayslave123 September 26, 2019
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"Do you want to go for a jog?"
"No my LBS is kicking in"
by GrantyB93 July 16, 2010
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Justin Wood has LBS when he won't hook up with a chick.
by FaintOwned March 29, 2008
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Military acronym for "Lost Bad as Shit." Usually used by officers on radios when they don't want to admit that they are lost.
Roger, HQ. I am currently LBS. Could you relay your coordinates to me?
by Corndog1225 January 07, 2008
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Lunch Bonding Session.
Lunch: Midday Meal
Bonding: a close personal relationship that forms between people
Sesh: a meeting for execution of a group's functions
LBS

Rules
Rule Number 1: Don't talk about LBS
Rule Number 2 You never ever bring people to LBS
Rule Number 3: There are no rules
Rule Number 4: Completely disregard rule number 3
Nick: Yo man are you going to LBS with those fine ass chicks?
Skylar: Shhh man! Rule number 1!
by Clean as a bean April 16, 2010
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LBS: Lower Back Steeze

when you steeze real hard and you wake up and your back really hurts.
Ow dude I pulled my LBS yesterday shrompin
by mcBIIGGGIE December 15, 2010
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