That's Not What Your Mom Said in Bed Last Night

A comeback that people say when someone says, " I bet you are terrible at sex." Or other comebacks. Then that person would come back and say, " That's not what your Mom said in bed last night."

Guy #1: Your dick is probably the size of half of a raisin.
Guy#2: That's not what your Mom said in bed last night.

by jazmine1 April 19, 2018

you wont last 30 seconds

that message on those pornhub ads for games that say "this is so much better than watching porn" and "you will cum in 30 seconds" and stuff like that.

guy: man im ready to jerk off to some porn
ad: you wont last 30 seconds playing this game
guy: ooh

by cockjacker March 1, 2023

What is Obama's last name

Sadly the humanity will never know this or will we?

1st guy: Sup bro, hey do you know what is Obama's last name?
2nd guy: Yes its...Ohh shit

by Mining bot March 27, 2021

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night

A comeback, usually signifying that the person saying this phrase can't win the argument.

"Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit whore"
"Yeah, well your mom was really good last night"

by Assholes Inc. September 10, 2003

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night

1.The universal comeback*.
2.The comeback to end all comebacks*.
3.The most overly used comeback ever.

*in theory

"Well. . .Your an asshole. . .asshole."
"Well, Your mom was really good last night."
"Dammit"

by Fatass February 13, 2003

Start with me, last

Something said by a person at the front of the food line (finally!!!) who can't seem to make up their friggin' mind about what to order.

"You know, I'm holding up the line so why don't you start with me, last.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 16, 2022

That's What Your Mum Said Last Night

The absolute ultimate comeback. Can be used in any situation, with a maximum final effect.

Sam: "you are a cockbite"
Alistair: "yeah, that's what your mum said last night!"
*sam slaps alistair*

by Static November 10, 2003