Kristus

Kristus Vesanus, also known as the sexiiest man alive (note the mispelling) and the person with the koolest online name. Also a haxor, therefore takes away all his sexiiness (once again note the misspelling).

Kelsey: I just love Kristus sooo much!

by Tom December 12, 2003

KRISTOFOR

Kristofor's are very outgoing. They have a lot of friends. In their love life however, they play a lot of mind games and will hurt you emotionally. On the other side of that though, they are very passionate, loving, and care about everyone around them. Kristofor's are very adventurous and is open to new things. They always have a smile on their face but at times can be very dramatic.

Kristofor is my best friend and has an amazing smile

by janell0707 February 9, 2017

Krištof

A Krištof family is the most f*uped family you will ever meet. They act really friendly and nice to other people..They hate unwanted guest but still pretend that they are wanted here. They all hate eachother and its best for them to be far away from each other possible.Sometimes they are friendly to eachother but most of the time they arent..

Person 1 : "My family is such a mess"
Person 2: "Is it like a Krištof family?"
Person 1: "No jeez its not that bad"

by RamizPoplava August 28, 2018

Kristopher

The guy you thought was sweet and kind...but turned into Hitler! He's the type of guy who cares nothing about anyone, including his own children. He likes to make children and women cry. He will actually smile while he does it. He has no regard for anyone but himself. Selfish ass bitch.

Gina -"I'd love someone to come into my life and completely ruin it!"
Sara- "Then you need, a Kristopher!"

by The Ultimate Tracy January 26, 2017

kristopher

an amazing meat beater

kristopher in the corner beating my meat

by beat the amazing fucking meat June 8, 2018

kristopher andrews aka bambi

Is an un-original piece of shit gay electronica singer who is balding at 20 and sings about dick.

space dot com slash kandrewsmusic

kristopher andrews aka bambi.

by mb dope January 3, 2008

Kristas

an extremely beautiful, dark haired female. Often blue-eyed, but sometimes has hazel eyes. Either way, her eyes are always shining.

She is often confused with Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

A lover of animals, pomeranians are particularly attracted to her, as are any type of cat.

A Kristas is multi talented. She can affix a toilet paper holder to a wall, organize keys and wallets in baskets, and scoop cat litter without flinching.

While her singing voice is "unique", she dotes on her companion who calmly tolerates her special (quirky) qualities.

A Kristas calls her mom daily and visits her grandparents twice each month.

Buffy pomeranian cat quirky mom Kristas

by MommyKristine February 4, 2010