kodiak split

When you blow your load on a gal, and leave without cleaning her off.

Met a girl on tender, she took me home to play hide the chicharrone. I gave her the ol kodiak split.

by Chicken wizard August 8, 2019

Kodiak Cake

Engaging in intercourse with your partner vigorously from behind in an outdoor hot tub full of milk while massaging each other with warm sticks of butter.

Did you see that episode of The Bachelor? Matt turned that girl into a tray of Kodiak Cakes.

by KodiakCaker March 24, 2021

kodick

Is my asshole but I wouldn't know because I am a woman and don't shit but I know what it looks like cause I have a kodick in my life. #speakingfromtheheart

Is that my shit?
No thats just kodick

by asholew November 6, 2021

Kodism

Kodism is a religion where you worship your lord and savior kota. With great respect kota will help you in everyday life and give you riches in the best form

I love myself thanks to Kodism!

by withkotashelpiwillguidemany April 12, 2023

kodiak with a kodak

'70s CB slang for police with radar; picture taker

We have a Kodiak with a Kodak on the eastbound I-80 at mile marker 220.

by oneoldgeezer November 6, 2007

Kodie

Loud, short, annoying, psychotic, bitch she laughs at anything and everything and never shuts the fuck up

Kodie is so annoying

by Bosskweenblit October 21, 2020

Kodiak Moment

When you witness an extremely one-sided fight worthy of get pictures of, stills or video, on a camera phone or digital camera. The Kodiak would be the person issuing the beating.

Then she stuck that girl in the face, grabbed both sides of her head, and just kept slamming it into the wall. I wish I had my phone, because it was such a Kodiak Moment.

by Fanster March 25, 2007