Dirty Kodak Moment

A female you work with is extremely attractive. You know you have no shot but long to shoot one square on her face. To resolve the problem you get a picture of her, preferably a head shot, and jerk off on it. You then take a digital picture of the soiled photo and email it to her at her work address from a fake email account. After you send it to her, make sure you are in the vicinity of her desk to see her facial expression when she opens it up.

Cristina is just too fuckin hot that she left me with no other choice than to give her the Dirty Kodak Moment. You should've just seen the bitch's reaction when she saw her own face covered in my jizz.

by Frank Bastard April 16, 2008

Kodachi

A weapon with a blade longer than that of a dagger, but shorter than that of a sword. The kodachi is mainly used for defense.

Aoshi Shinomori kicks butt with his two kodachi.

by MT November 20, 2003

kodak moment

An moment that is so beautiful, incredible or downright hilarious that it deserves to be preserved with a picture, and yet no one present has a camera with them.

Now that's a kodak moment

by TilltheEnd August 8, 2010

Kodak Black

A rapper who made the song "No Flockin"

Me: What you listenin to?

Davon: Kodak Black

Me: Cool

by Futurenese October 9, 2016

kodak moment

1. a nice image for a picture
2. a horribly twisted event (sarcasticlly)

look at those two, now isn't that a kodak moment.

by maxzilla June 21, 2003

So Kodak

An insult relating to something old, backwards, outdated, unfashionable, out of style, irrelevant, passe. Makes reference the film company which transcended from a large, well-known brand to obscurity and near bankruptcy. An adjective that is an insult.

Dude, your Pontiac Aztec is So Kodak!

or

After Rhianna got her faced bitched-slapped, she looked So Kodak.

by Sukka MC March 18, 2011

Kodain

Adjective: A cold-blooded, morbid, pessimistic and wicked person that is unsocial and sometimes is refered to as the lonewolf or the outcast during the school years.

"Hey look, there comes that guy that always does everything alone and never says anything"

"Oh, you mean the Kodain?"

by Christoffer Lågbacka December 9, 2008