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Kings school hove

Fucking shithole full of twats Ran by a bald cunt who can't count or spell and has the reasoning of a five year old fuck you Mr chamberlin
I'm leaving kings school hove because it's a shithole full of cunts, especially in year 8
by Racist building April 19, 2022
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Kings Cup

A drinking game played daily at my apartment.

You put a beer in the middle of a table and a deck of cards spread out face down in a circle around said beer.

One by one players draw a card. After drawing a card each person plus place the card under the tab on the beer. The person that makes the beer tab pop has to chug the entire thing.

Each card has a different meaning:

2: is for you. Which means the person that drew the 2 card picks someone else to drink.

3: is for me. Which means the person who drew the 3 card drinks.

4: is for whores. Which means that all the girls playing drink.

5: is for jump ahead. Which means the person that comes next in the circle has to drink.

6: is for dicks. Which means that all the guys playing drink.

7: is for heaven. Whoever draws the seven raises both hands to the sky and every other player has to do so. The last person to raise their hands has to drink. (The player can do this at any time until another seven is drawn.)

8: is for waterfall. The player that draws an 8 starts to drink, followed by every other player one at a time. Everyone must drink until the person to their left puts their drink down.

9: is for bust-a-rhyme. The person who drew a nine picks one word and everyone goes around in a circle saying another word that rhymes. Whoever messes up or repeats a word drinks.

10: is for categories. The player drawing a ten card picks a category (boy bands, shoe brands, types of candy, board games... etc.) And everyone goes around in a circle saying something that belongs in the catgeory. The first to mess up or repeat drinks.

Jack: is for jump back. Which means the person who went right before the player who drew a jack drinks.

Queen: is for beer bitch. The person who draws a queen has to get up and get beer whenever someone needs one. They keep this title until another queen is drawn or until the game is over.

King: is for make a rule. It can be anything... You can't say anyone's name or you have to drink, you can't say drink, drank or drunk or you have to drink... etc. This rule stays until another King is drawn and a new rule is made. (Unless you want to make things interesting and keep all four rules throughout the entire game).

Ace: is a piss card. You may not get up at any point in the game to go to the bathroom unless you have an Ace. If you do not have an ace and someone else does...the person holding the Ace may ask you "Well what will do you do for it?" In which they can make you perform shameless tasks you must perform before you're able to relieve yourself.
"Last night we played Kings Cup and everyone got blitzed".
by dontworryaboutittttttt March 26, 2009
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kings handshake

When you shake a mans hand and slide your handshake away. Gripping hold of their index finger and wank it off like a hooker in Las Vegas.
I shook Craig's hand and gave him the kings handshake. He loved it and jizzed in his pants.
by GTips July 21, 2017
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Kings Cup

All you need is a deck of cards, at least 4 people, a lot of booze and a large cup. I recomend that you only use mixed drinks and beer for this game because if you use shots ... you're FUCKED! You place the large cup(referred to as the King's Cup) at the middle of a table and circle the deck of card around the cup. In a clockwise motion, one by one each person at the table pulls a card and does whatever the rule for that card is.
RULES FOR CARDS:
Ace- Social(everyone drinks)
King - Everyone pours a "splash" of their drinks into the "kings cup".
Queen - Question Master! This person is the question master unitl someone else pulls a queen. They can ask anyone at the table any question any time throughout the game without warning and that person must answer the question masters' question with another question ... or they drink.
J - Categories. Person who pulls Jack picks a category(bugs, flowers, movies, etc.) and going clockwise everyone names something from that category. Whoever messes up .. drinks!
10 - Make a rule. This person gets to make up a rule for the game that everyone else must abide by(ex. everyone must drink with opposite hand or everyone talks with accents). Anyone who breaks the rules ... drinks.
9 - Busta Rhyme! Someone starts out by saying a rhyme and going clockwise, others must "bust rhymes" that rhyme with yours.(ex. "I like cats", "I wear hats", "I swing bats", etc.)
8 - "If you've never's". Whoever pulls this stands up and says something they've never done and whoever has done it ... drinks!(ex. "I've never kissed a girl.", "I've never done cocaine.")
7 - Waterfalls! Everyone stands and starts drinking as soon as the person who pulled the 7 starts. That person can stop whenever they want but no one else can stop until the person on their left stops drinking.
6 - DICKS! All the guys drink.
5 - Thumbmaster! This person is the Thumbmaster until the next person pulls a 5. Whenever this person sticks their thumb on the table everyone else must do so too and the last person to do so ... drinks!
4 - WHORES! Girls drink.
3 - Fuck me!Whoever pulls the 3 drinks.
2 - Fuck you! Point at anyone at the table and say "fuck you" and they have to drink.
Whoever pulls the last(fourth) King card out of the deck, has to drink THE ENTIRE King's cup. !
It is sooo fun to play and you can play with almost any number of people! Enjoy
by The King!!! September 13, 2005
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Kings Park

the best place to live ever, located on the north shore of long island, in Ny... has some of that classic small town charm and is clearly the best of the township of smithtown...
yo! wanna check out commack?
nah..its sucks..lets go to Kings Park instead!
by KPchickadee April 3, 2009
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Kings Point Cheerleader

A Plebe without a shirt. Usually wearing war paint.
Kings Point Cheerleaders are way more motivating then Coast Guard Cheerleaders.
by KPS2013 May 19, 2010
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Kings Island

A theme park near Cincinati Ohio. It has changed owners a few times, including Paramounts and currently Cedar Fair. This changing of ownership has caused the "kiddie-land" type area to change in theme several times, including a Nikelodean theme, and a Snoopy theme. The original name of perhaps the most famous coaster in "kiddie-land" was the Beastie, which was intended to be a smaller version of the Beast, but has changed names under different ownerships. Kings Island's most famous coasters include The Beast, and Son of the Beast, which both usually have considerably long lines. Kings Island has its own water park, Boomerang Bay, which has changed its name a few times also with different ownerships, and is free admission with admission to Kings Island. (Unlike its cheep ass couzin, Cedar Point, who has you pay extra admission for use of its water park)
Person 1: Have you gone to Cedar Point this year?
Person 2: Yeah.....but only for the coasters. Kings Island is where it's at for coasters AND a water park!
by Animeash August 20, 2011
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