kinderwhore

An early 1990's style popular with female punk bands in America, kinderwhore is a mix of grunge, punk and lolita styles. The look consists of ripped stockings (especially fishnets) or lace-top knee highs, negligee's or baby doll dresses, platform mary janes or dr martin boots, messy hair and smeared makeup. Musician Kat Bjelland claims to have invented the look, and says former bandmate Courtney Love copied it. Love claims she took the style from Christina Amphlett of the Divinyls. It is generally accepted that Courtney popularised the kinderwhore style but did not come up with it.

Courtney Love and Kat Bjelland (in the 90's), KatieJane Garside (from Daisy Chainsaw) and the UKs band Fluffy and Lush are examples of female kinderwhore. Twiggy Ramirez also wore the style for a while in order to ridicule Courtney Love

by mademoiselle butterfly December 16, 2008

Kidney Tickler

The status symbol for any guy with a big dick. A remark used by women to describe a man with a big cock. A term readily used by size queens.

Girl 1: Why are you walking so funny today?

Girl 2: Ended up with a real kidney tickler last night. I'm still a little sore.

Girl 1: What's his name?

Girl 2: I never really got his name, we met-

Girl 1: Cut the bullshit, bitch! Gimme his fuckin' name!

by xellosxerxes December 29, 2011

Kinder Yuck

A super-unattractive child. A kid that even the parents wince at when they look at it. Will make some plastic surgeon rich one day.

"OMG. That kid in the stroller is truly the ugliest child I have ever seen. That Kinder Yuck is going to need sunglasses and a wig surgically attached so none of us lose our lunch."

by SusanHunt September 10, 2005

Kindergarten Class

-a class for young children between the ages of 4 and 6
- an unit of measurement equilivent to a gallon of liquid in an unusual non-milk container shape
- the product of 7 X 3 when in reference to number of sexual partners

In that one movie Arnold was a cop in a Kindergarten Class.

Someone get me a kindergarten class of juice!

-Yo how many girls you been with?
-Something like a kindergarten class!

by Burns When I Pee October 18, 2008

Kifner

a type of person who can adapt to lifes urban settings like a chameleion and sucessfully blend in so well they advance highly. Or people who can do things that make people question the possibility of what they done

Guy1;"yo homie that guy must be a Kifner" i bet he could walk into the casino and walk out with the deed to it."
Guy2:
"yeah last week i saw another Kifner workin at walmart and he got promoted to store manager in 3 weeks"

Guy3:"isnt that impossible?"

Guy:1 "nah man my girl is a kifner because she went to the bank with 5 bucks and walked out with 200"

Guy2:" wow i wish i knew how them kifners do it...my buddy dog is a kifner..he locked it in the batroom and it was in the living room 10 minutes later.

NARRATOR:
Kifners practicly magicians

by darlingzee July 22, 2010

Kinder crap

Cheap, grimy and unsightly large plastic toys that your trashy neighbors keep on their balcony as eyesores to the community.

The dirtbags next door keep their balcony strewn about with cheap unsightly kinder crap.

by ShockaRocka June 11, 2018

Kidney stone

Also known as a urolithiasis, a kidney stone forms in a kidney, then usually gets sucked into a urine stream, being stuck in your bladder until it goes in though enough urinating, causing mass pain near the bladder area, kidney stones can sometimes cause fevers and illnesses.

Aaron got a kidney stone, and during that time he was in much pain.

by BigBadBulldog April 17, 2019