Icing the Kicker

A term referring to the occurrence of an unexpected delay in an already tense or anxiety-filled situation that causes the build-up of even more tension or anxiety. Originates from the term used to describe the act of calling a time out on the football field right before a field goal kick in order to give the kicker more time to think and thus more time to build up nervousness.
Example 1
"Dude, I waited outside for her in my car for 30 minutes!"
"That sucks man."
"Yeah...all that waiting totally threw off my mojo for our first date."
"Classic case of "icing the kicker", man."

Example 2
Ryan crammed up to the last second for his microbiology test, only to have his professor "ice the kicker" by passing out the test 10 minutes after everyone was seated.
by trumpetdude January 27, 2010
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double kicker

To skeet in another person's ear.
Moosey gives new meaning to the phrase "ear full", with his double kickers.
by moon face November 30, 2006
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fresh kickers

1.)I brand new pair of shoes. Nice and clean with no scuffs or stains. When you buy fresh new kickers everyone loves you and comments your new shoes.

2.) Old man term for new shoes
1.) Hey man I like them fresh kickers you got there! Nice and white, them junks is tiiiight!

2.)
Larry(the old maintenance guy):Hey there Robert, got some new kickers there do ya?

Robert: Yeah, Larry, they're DC's.

Larry: DC's?
by crazyfool February 03, 2005
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tire kicker

Somebody who goes out to look at cars and other automobiles without any real intention of buying them.
Boss: "Hey Chuck, some customers are here so go sell some cars!"

Employee: "No it's alright boss, those people just look like a bunch of tire kickers."
by sambam22 October 12, 2009
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The Kicker Upper

A special cum shot finishing move invented by the infamous pornography star Randy West. The Kicker Upper takes place when Randy West puts a girl in the doggy-style position towards the side or end of a bed. Standing behind the girl, who is now in the doggy-style position, Randy then lifts one of his legs onto the bed while leaving the other on the ground, hence - The Kicker Upper. The view is one so that the cameraman can completely capture Randy pumping and thrusting into the girl until he cums.

Uh oh, here comes The Kicker Upper! Randy must almost be done!
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Puppy kicker

Lowest form of life on the planet, anyone that hurts a dog should be killed in the most disgusting way imaginable.
Bob 1) Did you see that guy push that old lady?
Bob 2) Yah, what a fuckin puppy kicker!
Bob 1) Let's go kill him in the most disgusting way imaginable!
by sweatygooch August 03, 2010
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shit-kicker

1. A cowboy; called so because they muck about in manure on a fairly regular basis.
2. The manure-smelly boots such that a cowboy wears.
"That shit-kicker in my English class risks a serious ass-kicking if he doesn't stop blaring that Tim McGraw shit every morning in the parking lot."
by holydust March 11, 2005
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