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Kettle Corn

When you're taking a horrible shit and its splattering all over the toilet bowl.
Damn dude! Im putting out some serious kettle corn here!
by Lothar January 13, 2018
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Kettle Moraine High School

A "Blue Ribbion School District" located in Wisconsin. They have a huge drug problem in their school, every year they have 3 or more students who are or will-be mothers, and have teachers who are there just for the money. They have crappy school lunch (except the sub line) and have the dumbest pass rules ever. ALAC is such a dumb idea, kids never go anyways. Teachers such as Mrs. Weiss, Mr. Daniels and Mr. Weiss-John make going to school a nightmare. THere are some nice teachers, such as Ms. Kean, Mr. and Mrs. Weber, Ms. Kind, Mrs. Race and of course, Farina! But, overall, KM should look at their school and see an EPIC FAIL.
I go to Kettle Moraine High School. I cant wait to transfer out!
by xxCUTxMExx April 22, 2009
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“Kettle” Shit

When someone has a meal at “The Kettle” restaurant in Manhattan beach LA and has to take an earth shattering shit after.
Dude, I shouldn’t of eaten The Kettle last night. I’m about to take my third “Kettle” Shit today.
by TheThirdRing May 1, 2022
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kettle felching

A sexual act where-in a partner ejaculates into the partner's anus and then orally sucks the cum out.
John loved kettle felching Mary after a hard day's work.
by turandota August 6, 2008
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Kettle Cooked

When a guy finishes in a girls mouth and she gargles it then spits it out into a cup to be consumed at a later date.
Friend: "What is this in this cup, Ron?"
Ron: "Oh, my girl was saving that for later after she kettle cooked it."
Friend: "You have problems man."
by Gibson Forben December 4, 2013
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Kettle Sniper

A person who uses the hot water from a freshly boiled kettle leaving nothing behind for the person that actually boiled it.

Generally in an office or communal kitchen, where someone will go to make a tea or coffee, fill and turn on the kettle. During the 2-3minutes taken to boil the water, they may go to the toilet, answer the phone or otherwise get distracted. When they return to the kitchen the water ha been used and they have to refill and re-boil starting the time wasting cycle all over again.
Additional annoyance may occur when the first person has placed a Mug or Cafetiere on the side with ingredients inside ready for the water, but the second person has ignored this and continued without any regard for the first
Some Kettle Sniper stole my water when I was in the toilet.

I went to answer the phone and the Kettle Sniper struck.

I've tried twice to make Tea but I keep getting Kettle Sniped
by aza_uk March 6, 2015
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kettle party

where a group of people all hit the bong togeather
hey brain do you want to come over and have a kettle party
by dirty frank 359 April 19, 2016
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