kebab nose

When someone has a nose that from the side profile view, appears to have a dent/notch/ridge/chunk missing from the nose, in between the bridge and the nostrils. This unfortunate dysfigurement was caused by a tragic accident; during which the person was running to get a kebab from the kebab van before they closed. But the owners of the kebab van could see them coming towards the van. They saw how fat the person was, and panicked that they would eat them out of stock if they put in an order. To prevent this, the staff quickly tried to close the shutter of the kebab van before they reached it. Unfortunately as the person reached the kebab van in the last few seconds tried to put in an order for a kebab just as the shutter was being closed violently, the shutter closed violently on their nose, crushing their nose between the shutter door and the counter of the kebab van. For this reason, this type of nose is known as kebab nose.

"Bit of a kebab nose over there"

by newdawn23 December 31, 2016

kebab flaps

The fanny flaps of a women that originated from the region of turkey

see that lady, bet she has kebab flaps

by Your dads mankini(finlay) February 5, 2021

kebab shower

when you shower with another person, stood back to back and rotating like a kebab

We’ll see you in a minute, just going for a kebab shower!

by colldog November 22, 2021

kebab man

a primitive life form, similar to an ape. they have a very basic grasp of the english language, often words are mistaken for grunts. the kebab man also has absolutly no concept of time as they can often mistake 35 minutes for an hour and a half. there skills can be either driving a car or answering a telephone. although they are confused a lot of the time they usualy get there job done.

"the kebab man had serious B.O"

"SHIT the kebab men short changed me again, im not sure weather they just can't count or maybe there actually quite cunning"

"no chilli sause please!, 5 mins later, WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CHILLI SAUSE ON MY KEBAB!"

by kebab man May 1, 2008

kebab spider

The hairs above a ladies bikinr line that need a trim

You see Mary by the pool? Kebab spiders crawling right up to her navel

by Bobby angel January 11, 2019

kebab munching

Giving head to a woman.

Ayodele kebab munching on linda all night long.

by Mohammed Sally September 18, 2006

kebab thigh

A medical condition suffered by overweight (Chavettes)/(Miwfs) where their thighs start to resemble the old English delicacy (Donar Kebab) usually caused by eating too many of them they are normally found adorned in (lycra leggings) and seen on TV show's like (You Are What You Eat).

(Tracy's) fag shot from her gob and she let out an expletive, it was due to the static shock she recieved from her kebab thighs rubbing together.

by Rob St Evenage March 5, 2008