Kaepernick

Full bore, unkempt, wooly, lady bush. Sometimes referred to as a "Bob Ross."

1. I always assumed Amber had a landing strip. Wasn't I surprised when she dropped trou and unleashed the Kaepernick.

by MoltenPoo July 28, 2019

Kalpesh

A great man. The name was the inspiration for Weezer's "The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived" and Dos Equis' "The Most Interesting Man" ad campaign.

There goes Kalpesh...see how he glows!

by dr.k. February 6, 2010

kaydee

a dead sexy female too great in bed to be named katie.

Dude: (speechless)

Dude #2: she's a kaydee... we know dude.

by Publisher21 June 11, 2009

kaybeuch

(n) A girl who acts in a promiscuous manner. One who tends to have no morals or values.

Ugh, such a kaybeuch.

by Samantha Bruneau November 6, 2010

kaspers dick

Oh. My. God. I've never seen something more huge, holy fucking priestly shit. Kasper's dick is the most massive thing in the entire fucking UNIVERSE. It beats Kenny's dick, Marcus' dick, and even Bri's dick.

Ever seen kaspers dick?

YEAH THAT THING THAT FILLS THE UNIVERSE?

by sexyguy12443332 January 2, 2021

Kaydean

Loud, natural born flirt who is a professional at turning on boys and getting what she wants.

Oh, she's a Kaydean!

by thailab October 22, 2011

Colin Kaepernick

Used to be the greatest joke to ever come to the NFL until Antonio Brown destroyed his own football career. Now he ranks #2 among NFL losers. Thinks he's a vocal hero to the black community for disrespecting the country that has paid him millions upon millions of dollars to play football. Says that America is a racist country yet hails Fidel Castro as a Cuban hero and continues to concoct bullshit ways to look like he is trying to return to the NFL when in reality, he just wants his name returning to national headlines. When team managements express a glimpse of interest in this bum, he shoots their offers down because it's not exactly what he wants.

If he really wanted to return to being an American football player, he would be proud to be an American and he would accept any offer from the NFL. Since neither applies to him, he's just an attention-seeking hypocritical dumpster fire of a loser and a bum and he always will be until he realizes the error of his ways and apologizes for the disruption he caused in the football world.

Colin Kaepernick will never play another NFL game again.

by jc4493 November 18, 2019