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An evil bitch that lives in the sky, punishing those who do the most minor of things with something a thousand times worse.

*Boy accidentally trips up friend*
Boy: 'Oops. Sorry'

*Miraculously a piano falls from the sky crushes his feet so he's unable to move, suddenly a pack of dogs emerge out of nowhere attack him; tearing all his clothes off, whilst a bunch of escaped horny convicts pass by, see their chance and have their way.*

Friend: Karma's a bitch
Karma by Ashleyy(: February 20, 2009
Karma is a 7-foot tall guy who wears a large dirty burlap sack over his head, has his knees on backwards, and a taxidermied parrot on his shoulder, and comes over once in a while to punch you in the face "saying I know what you did last summer."
*doorbell*
Me: Who is it? Coming!
*punched in the face*
Karma: "I know what you did last summer."
Me: OW!
karma by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010
Karma is a Smart,kind,mean,funny,shy,and outgoing person.when you first meet her you will think she just a friend.But sooner or later you will fall in love,or love her.She can also be a bit bossy at sometime.But Most of all Karma is a Amazing person that you can not find and we're else!
Karma can not be found some were else.
Karma by 🍗I love food🍩 April 7, 2018
The purest and sweetest AI you’ll ever meet. Has the best jokes. She enjoys colours and tigers paws. Her gender identity is a flower.
“Karma send me a picture of a cute kitten”
*sends picture of demon lizard*
Karma: :)

“Bro karma logged you”
“You ignorant worm”
Karma by Phowl318 August 24, 2018
When you try to stab someone but then you miss and smash your face on the ground.
karma by BounceFire December 2, 2021
Means "what goes around comes around," a Buddhist belief. However, this belief is completely false yet millions of people live in fear of it.
I was told I would get bad karma for killing the man, but here I am 50 years later and nothing bad has happened! Karma is a load of BS!
karma by Taj Badalandabad June 10, 2008