kansas city cupcake

taking a shit in your hand, then cumming on top of it and giving it to your girlfriend to eat

"i knew she was in to some really weird shit when she asked me for a kansas city cupcake"

by g to the hill December 16, 2008

kansas city kick start

to kick a female in the vagina to prime her for sex, also known as a hoof to the front butt

John wanted to have sex but Sally wasn't horny, so John gave her a Kansas City kick start.

by DARKNESS July 16, 2015

kansas city pop tart

The act of having unprotected sexual intercourse with a female while she is menstruating, and proceeding to insert your blood covered penis into the female's mouth in order to engage in oral sex.

I gave Stacy the Kansas City Pop Tart last night.

by Michelangelo Da Vinci July 5, 2016

Kansas City Twister

To spin a flaccid penis in a circular motion almost like a helicopter.

Hey fam have you tried the Kansas City Twister recently, I heard it makes you cum a lot farther if you do it before stroking your stick!

by Offbrandsidwilson April 26, 2017

Kansas City Classic

An unfortunate instance in which you're in the heat of the moment with a significant other, yet can't get erect.

I was with Sarah last night, but I pulled a real Kansas City Classic!

by ViagaraMan420 July 8, 2017

kansas city chili cup

Whence upon going to PFG West for training you have the bubble guts and take a real greasy shit that no matter how much you wipe does not come clean, however one of them Flowing Wells sluts are always down to eat some shit ass!

Damn, I barely made it thru survival training with Dave before I had to go axe tossin, and here comes ol Kinky Sally givin me them Kansas City chili cup vibes...

by Swiffer September 30, 2019

Kansas City Cock Block

When two 18-wheelers drive side by side on a highway and prevent any car from passing.

“Shit bro, I can’t pass these guys up I’m getting Kansas City Cock Blocked right now”

by baylorbear6 August 1, 2023