kansas city apple fritter 

When a man named david eats apple sauce out of a womans vagina.

hey david, what did you do last night? " I gave my wife the kansas city apple fritter

kansas city apple fritter by David's son Richard February 15, 2008

kansas city cupcake 

taking a shit in your hand, then cumming on top of it and giving it to your girlfriend to eat

"i knew she was in to some really weird shit when she asked me for a kansas city cupcake"

kansas city cupcake by g to the hill December 16, 2008

kansas city kick start 

to kick a female in the vagina to prime her for sex, also known as a hoof to the front butt

John wanted to have sex but Sally wasn't horny, so John gave her a Kansas City kick start.

kansas city kick start by DARKNESS July 16, 2015

kansas city pop tart

The act of having unprotected sexual intercourse with a female while she is menstruating, and proceeding to insert your blood covered penis into the female's mouth in order to engage in oral sex.

I gave Stacy the Kansas City Pop Tart last night.

kansas city pop tart by Michelangelo Da Vinci July 5, 2016

Kansas City Twister 

To spin a flaccid penis in a circular motion almost like a helicopter.

Hey fam have you tried the Kansas City Twister recently, I heard it makes you cum a lot farther if you do it before stroking your stick!

Kansas City Twister by Offbrandsidwilson April 26, 2017

Kansas City Classic 

An unfortunate instance in which you're in the heat of the moment with a significant other, yet can't get erect.

I was with Sarah last night, but I pulled a real Kansas City Classic!

Kansas City Classic by ViagaraMan420 July 8, 2017

kansas city chili cup

Whence upon going to PFG West for training you have the bubble guts and take a real greasy shit that no matter how much you wipe does not come clean, however one of them Flowing Wells sluts are always down to eat some shit ass!

Damn, I barely made it thru survival training with Dave before I had to go axe tossin, and here comes ol Kinky Sally givin me them Kansas City chili cup vibes...

kansas city chili cup by Swiffer September 30, 2019