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Kali

A synonym for property. In other words: an object with no rights, beliefs, or standards.
Person 1: I bought some property yesterday.
Person 2: Watch you're damn language, cunt ass motherfucking bitch! You meant to say you bought some Kali yesterday.
Person 1: Shoot, my bad. Yeah, I brought some Kali yesterday.
Person 2: That's better.
by DEADMEMEGOAT May 12, 2018
mugGet the Kalimug.

kalie

a girl who would tell you she loves you but she tells that to like 5 other guys and she can be your girlfriend but then she would leave you for another guy and then come back to you writing a long ass paragraph saying how much she misses and loves you and you will fall for it again but then some time passes by and she starts liking someone else and then you find put then but then she leaves you and keep on playing with your feelings but u find out that she liked another guy the first week you guys dated and was planing to go some where and do shit with him but you and her go tg but yea she just likes to play with guys feelings
i dated this girl and she pulled a kalie on me
by bobbbb21 January 5, 2017
mugGet the kaliemug.

Kalis

"Damn who making you thick Kalis"
by BigbootyJudy864 December 12, 2016
mugGet the Kalismug.

Kali

Beautiful gI'll who loves to be bent over, slapped around and loves to call you daddy. She loves to drink she might even suck your dick for beer. She's the type of girl you introduce to your mom, but not to your dad. She might fuck him.
I think I love kali
Nah man your just drunk

Your dad loves kali
by urmamason87 June 12, 2017
mugGet the Kalimug.

Kali

This is a girl who has small tits actually no tits looks like a burnt cow and Love’s Nicholas
Kali is a burnt cow
by Kali Hoffman February 5, 2019
mugGet the Kalimug.

Kali

Kali is a girl who hoes around not very lady like and acts out of age kali is not very attractive and very messy
She does to much imma call her a kali
by Crazybot494 June 27, 2019
mugGet the Kalimug.

kali pig

A name for a wonderful female cat who's either black or dark brown.
Where did you get that beautiful kitty cat? I got Kali Pig from the shelter.
by Rini323 April 23, 2017
mugGet the kali pigmug.

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