Thomas is a really good looking man. He is really good with chemistry and coming way to close to you and your desk. Thomas likes to look at your password and destroy students (not always sexually). He is divorced so you can come as often as you want to his office to „show him your homework“ (if you know what I mean. He always comes to late. But the time with him is still great. Furthermore he takes drugs with his bestie Christian. Everyone loves Thomas.
Student A: Have you seen a man wearing sunglasses in his classes?
Student B: Yes that must be Thomas Kaiser. He always uses the chemistry book where „Uli“ is written on the side.
Student B: Yes that must be Thomas Kaiser. He always uses the chemistry book where „Uli“ is written on the side.
by Tommy Party November 21, 2021
Get the Thomas Kaisermug. Michael Kaiser is so beautiful and majestic. I cant fathom the words I have for him. He’s so gorgeous, my eyes get blessed by his divine appearance. He’s so ethereal. He’s the embodiment of perfection.
by Alexis Ness December 19, 2024
Get the Michael Kaisermug. I begged doomsday to Kaiser
by Flash-Jayden November 26, 2021
Get the Kaisermug. Kaiser one of the most wonderful people you will ever meet he will be in a relationship with a girl called Ruby and will steal her heart they both have SO much in common and he will always be open to tell someone he trusts (ruby) about his personal life and some secrets
by By Ruby March 13, 2020
Get the Kaisermug. Hot, tall weirdo who would melt your heart at first sight. He's really annoying but you will always love him.
Anyone named Kaiser has a really small dick and is really stupid too. Still very lovable.
Anyone named Kaiser has a really small dick and is really stupid too. Still very lovable.
Person 1: "Woah who's that over there he's really hot"
Person 2: "Don't you know? That's the cool Kaiser who gets girls easily."
Person 1: "He looks annoying too but he's hot."
Person 2: "Don't you know? That's the cool Kaiser who gets girls easily."
Person 1: "He looks annoying too but he's hot."
by unicorneto March 16, 2022
Get the Kaisermug. The wannabe Osage Beach, MO. The lines for the counties were apparently cut by a drunk blind man with Huntington's. One half of a road will be in Osage Beach, and the other half falls in Kaiser. Yeah.
1: Dude man, I went to School of the Osage and I'm from Osage beach!
2: Yeah dude, me too, but I'm from Kaiser.
1: Dude, WTF? Where's Kaiser?
2: It's on the same road as you man. Kaiser, MO.
2: Yeah dude, me too, but I'm from Kaiser.
1: Dude, WTF? Where's Kaiser?
2: It's on the same road as you man. Kaiser, MO.
by CFizzle1988 December 31, 2011
Get the Kaiser, MOmug. Person 1: Did you hear that Wilhelm II abdicated?
Person 2: Matters not, he was but a shadow kaiser!
Person 2: Matters not, he was but a shadow kaiser!
by ButtholeTongueStuck February 12, 2024
Get the Shadow Kaisermug.