kris

toetjesmonster (dessertmonster), kris is a person who will beat the shit out of you if he doesn't get the right dessert.

where is my dessert? I'm gonna pull a kris!

kris by jemoeder335 March 23, 2022

Kris

Gay people who suck dicks for money

Person 1 :hey dude im going to hire philp

Person 2: dude he is such a kris

Kris by Hsehebjden April 16, 2018

Kris

''Kris'', is often a nickname for a person who is generally unlikable or a bitter old man.
A ''Kris'' will most likely enjoy mathematics.

Peter: '' So what do you like to do on your free time?''
Kris: ''Math!''
Pete: '' Oh no, it's a Kris..''

George:'' Why does that guy look like a raisin?''

Patty:'' That's a Kris.''

Kris by Wurt October 13, 2018

Kris

an ugly potato that sits on the couch all day

“Hey Kris is a loser”
“I agree”

Kris by kris.pykreme February 18, 2019

Kris

Super gay. Loves lakes.

Hey Kris. Enjoy your butt love lake...lol

Kris by Theguyonhere April 15, 2019

Kris

A mad gay hoe that fucks his cousins

Oh look it is a kris of there

Kris by Vaindjauzi June 11, 2019

Kris

Very parallel

Is that kris? He is so parallel

Kris by Allsaturnsstars May 10, 2019