Kosmoosh

A Persian noun usually used for a worthless job or action. It's composed of "Kos" which means pussy (vagina) and "Moosh" that means mouse. The whole word however means nothing related to these parts. It's completely informal and often used with bury.

Hey merXad, forget about this job, it's all Kosmoosh burial.

I wasted a year burying kosmoosh in that company.

by BrainX December 25, 2008

Kismesis

A hateful yet sexual realationship between two people. A 'black romance' or and 'love-hate' realationship.

Dave and Karkat were belived to have a kismesis in the fandom.

by karkat.stryder September 12, 2018

Kosmett

A Kosmett is a universe in which everyone is distant yet friendly. The habitants in this universe are very kind to one another with a few exceptions. It is like a cosmos but more distant and lonely.

After the bomb went off, the universe turned into a Kosmett.

by I. S. F. January 18, 2021

Kosher Ham

awesome website where you can buy cool jew shirts that are hilarious.

an oxymoron, but hilarious.

i went to kosher ham and bought a hilarious shirt.

by xXawesomeXx June 25, 2009

Koseposelig

Used only in norwegian, unless translated to english (cuddlebagish). Referring to a very snugly person, that likes to snuggle and cuddle... be snuggled and cuddled with AND has only cute and cuddly thoughts and intentions about cuddling and snugling.

Gimlus is so koseposelig!

by EviGimlus April 5, 2010

kosher-adjacent

A Jewish person who is selectively kosher.

Larry allowed himself to eat cheesburgers and bacon, but not shellfish, making him kosher-adjacent.

by aaaabelle113 July 25, 2011

Kosher tits

When a woman has naturally large breast, no fillers or substitution.

at my best friends bar mitzvah, I admired his aunts ample Kosher Tits

by rapper baby of death April 17, 2013