Keanu Reeves

one of the only immortals on earth now. he is a newly made immortal, like elon musk, but unlike elton john, who has definitely been alive for centuries.

A: Oh, Keanu Reeves? I heard he was immortal.
B: He is.

by definitely_not_sober August 29, 2021

Keanu Reeves

the most wholesome man to ever live

Keanu Reeves literally cured cancer

by Lovethecreeper October 4, 2021

Keanu Pees

Basically Keanu Reeves except he’s peeing

Friend 1: Dude I just saw the new Keanu Pees movie!

Friend 2: You mean Keanu Reeves?

Friend 1: No Keanu Pees!

Friend 2: Your making it sound like some gross porn

Friend 1: Fuck you that you don’t know who Keanu Pees is!

by Rotten_Cum December 27, 2021

Keanu Eng

A Asian-Cuban that wants to stick his 12 inch throbbing cock into amelia

“Hey, you know Amelia?”
“Yeah, Keanu Eng wants to stick his 12 inch throbbing cock into her.”

by Ali--a March 14, 2019

Keanu Reeves

The MOST wHoLeSoMe human being on earth. Period.

i saw keanu reeves kissing my dog yesterday.

by NOJOBJIM March 16, 2022

Keanu reeves

My dad

Guy: Did you see keanu reeves yesterday?

Me: yea, he’s my dad

by Bert1muspr1me1 December 13, 2019

Keanu as fuck

When an action/mannerism/deed is performed that is reminiscent of the legendary Keanu Reeves.

I heard Jim takes the subway to Goodwill once a week to donate all his suits. He gets a sammich on the way back while drinking wine out of a water bottle. That’s Keanu as fuck.

by BeMyKeanu June 12, 2019