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A Knowledge Vampire extracts unique information, knowledge and practice wisdom that form the body of knowledge resulting from another's intellectual and scholarly pursuits. They do this because their rise in success, social currency or professional status relies on preserving an illusion of intellectual prowess in that and other disciplines to maintain a competitive advantage.
Knowledge Vampires are mostly (but not always) unaware they are extracting knowledge from another person. Like Energy Vampires, who employ traits along the narcissism behaviour spectrum to recruit an unending supply of emotional energy, Knowledge Vampires are able to retain a supply of targeted information through grooming methods that build trust and guarantee attention on their knowledge acquisition needs.
Knowledge Vampires cannot be deterred by garlic or crucifixes but can be with contracts and written agreements that preserve your intellectual property.
Knowledge Vampires are mostly (but not always) unaware they are extracting knowledge from another person. Like Energy Vampires, who employ traits along the narcissism behaviour spectrum to recruit an unending supply of emotional energy, Knowledge Vampires are able to retain a supply of targeted information through grooming methods that build trust and guarantee attention on their knowledge acquisition needs.
Knowledge Vampires cannot be deterred by garlic or crucifixes but can be with contracts and written agreements that preserve your intellectual property.
I've been bitten by a Knowledge Vampire who posed as a trusted colleague and is now passing my intellectual property off as their own. I wish I had eaten more garlic.
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"On average there are 178 sesame seeds on each McDonalds Big Mac bun"
"The inventor of Vaseline ate a spoonful of the stuff every morning"
"The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation"
"No word in the English language rhythms with month, orange, silver, or purple"
"If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar."
And the world record for sperm swallowing,
"Michelle Monahan from Los Angeles who, in July 1971, had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach."
"On average there are 178 sesame seeds on each McDonalds Big Mac bun"
"The inventor of Vaseline ate a spoonful of the stuff every morning"
"The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation"
"No word in the English language rhythms with month, orange, silver, or purple"
"If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar."
And the world record for sperm swallowing,
"Michelle Monahan from Los Angeles who, in July 1971, had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach."
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