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junkmercial

Very low-cost advertising and/or informercials. An analog to junk mail, usually appearing on overnight television.
Junkmercials include Penis enlargement ads, Gender Gone Wild, liability/criminal lawyers, etc.
by Robert Dorsett January 14, 2008
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junkmail

Armor constructed from newspapers, department-store advertisements, cardboard, phonebooks or any type of junk that can be found in the mailbox. The purpose of junkmail is the same as for chainmail, that is to stop knives and shanks from piercing organs. Prisoners all over the world have used junkmail for as long as paper products have been in circulation. Ideally, junkmail should cover the chest, abdomen and sternum, being at least 2 inches thick. Junkmail is light weight, easy to forge and practical for use in any prison gang-war. It is called junkmail because it is constructed from junk and can be disposed of easily.
The prisoner survived the violent rival gang hit, only because of the junkmail he was wearing.
by iceman 69 December 29, 2009
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juno vape

a device that gives a shitty nicotine buzz. Kids between ages 14-17 buy these cause they're cheaper than Juuls and rip em in the bathroom before inbetween classes.
anyone tryna get a major throat burn and gross buzz w my Juno vape after 6th period?
by YungAdvil May 2, 2018
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Juno ma maw

A name for some one who asks if you know his mum or mom
by Bet ya don’t know me January 20, 2018
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Junora

The most beautiful girl in the world she is a wonderful gf funny, playful, cute, smart, everything you can think of she is it. She is a loving person she doesn't give up on anything she will keep trying so don't give up on her she wont give up on you. Take care of her and love her with all your heart plz and if you don't i will find you and kill you for breaking her heart.
Junora is the best
by Bri.The.Kueen January 27, 2019
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Juno

Juno a hoe
by Lfrog November 4, 2020
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Juno

A person that everyone wants to be like and she/he/they get all the guys/girls/people

Better than everybody else. a bad bitch! The most talented person in the world. everybody else is a peasant Juno is superior
I wish I was more like juno
by The34thpickelrickdick December 14, 2020
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