juke

lets get this straight... jukin is when a female is workin a dude to a beat wit her ass towards his shyt...
grindin is when she faces the other way n they grind they shyt togetha

in chicago we be jukin at juke parties n anywhere else

she was jukin on dude all night

by Kristy March 17, 2005

Juke

(V) juke - In video gameing, usually refers to the act of countering another players coo-ldown based ability or attack by means other then standard countering abilities, such as obstructing line of sight, or purposely tricking them into wasting a situational ability with misdirection.

I knew the mage was going to counterspell my healing spells, so I juked her by canceling the cast early.

by Tibryn December 7, 2012

Jukebox-Weasel

A creepy person who often sings quietly in the background or trys to join in group singing when they're not really in the group.

"what was she saying when she was stood behind us?"
"i dont know i think she was singing,"
"Omg what a jukebox-weasel."

by mongchariotforhire July 31, 2009

Juke Bomb

An act of social terrorism that culminates in the art of singing a song with the full intention of infecting listeners brains for the remainder of the day with a melody that won’t go away short of lobotomizing surgery.

Bob drops his Purple Rain juke bomb daily earning his moniker the uni-juke-bomber.

by whippedness, man card, lie, gi March 21, 2011

Juke Stain

The blue jean colored marks found on the white walls after a ghetto ass apartment party. It occurs from mens blue jean covered ass being smashed against a wall by an overly aggressive woman jukeing too hard.

I need to figure out a way to get these Juke Stain s off of the walls or else I wont get my deposit back.

by Jukestainer April 3, 2011

muscle juke

1. When a person, who is deceptively strong for the amount of muscle that they have, can lift the same amount of weight or more than someone who is a lot larger.

2. When a skinny kid comes out of nowhere and is insanely strong... and no one knows...

Jim: "I was at the gym today maxing out at 280 lbs..."
Andrew: "That's awesome!"
Jim: "But then this guy who looks like he weighed half as much as me did that weight as his warm up. He freakin muscle juked me."

by dontgetspiked April 1, 2010

Juke-ums

Having the ability to change direction so quickly you shake an opposing defender.

"Man I got mad juke-ums, ill break yo ankles!"
"Shit, number 23 has juke-ums!"

by Logan February 10, 2004