Jonathon

Jonathon another word retard

Tom: “2+2=5” Jeff: “are you a Jonathon it’s 4 “

by Your local neighbor Fred October 14, 2019

Jonathon EGG

A Jonathon EGG, The most beautiful, Sweetest, and Kindest person. Not just a name, But a creative master who creates masterpieces with everything they touch! Treats everyone they meet like family with a kind ear and a gentle soul. Who tells people they love them in creative ways that are unlike anyone else you would ever meet. A voice that is so alluring, a smile that is so beautiful it can brighten up the gloomiest days and room, and a laugh that is so infectiously adorable. You will think about them for days, nights, they will never leave your mind when they come into your life. your life will be forever changed. Anyone would be so lucky to meet and be around a Jonathon EGG.

Person 1: Why are you on your phone so much?
Person 2: My best friend is a Jonathon EGG...

by H3lloKitity December 6, 2023

Jonathon O’Hare

Jonathon is low key anti-social when it comes to make friends outside the bone section. He brings his switch everywhere to avoid human contact with people other than his three or four friends

Person 1: Who’s that in the corner by himself

Person 2: That’s just Jonathon O’Hare

by Mr. CAMeleon August 24, 2022

Jonathon

Now this some guy right here. You will hate him and love him all at the same time time, hate him more. If you ever encounter a problem, contact him for the solution because he will always have the answer. He's funny and charming, but the more he talks, you will begin to lose brain cells. He is a great a great and you can always count on him for adventures, but be smart because he sure isn't, he will instigate stupid adventures that sound fun at first but are horrible once in the midst. Overall, if you ever encounter a Jonathon, you're in for a lecture and lab class, all combined in one.

Me: I passed my exam, but I guessed in every problem.
Friend: You are such a Jonathon

I'm having trouble pay my bills, what would Jonathon do?

Life isn't as simple as a Jonathon makes it seem to be

by MR_WhatsIt2Ya November 23, 2021