jonathon

Pronounced JON-uh-THON.

An extraordinarily lengthy period of absence from work. So much so that it requires regular dedicated training.

Can also refer to the training itself.

Person a: "Looks like he's doing a jonathon."

Person b: "Nah, he's only had 6 separate periods of absence this quarter. Looks like he's training for a half jonathon."

by Tommy2Jobs January 14, 2020

Jonathon O’Hare

Jonathon is low key anti-social when it comes to make friends outside the bone section. He brings his switch everywhere to avoid human contact with people other than his three or four friends

Person 1: Who’s that in the corner by himself

Person 2: That’s just Jonathon O’Hare

by Mr. CAMeleon August 24, 2022

Jonathon

A Very handsome boy that so mystery and appealing to other girls that find him so hot and Sweet that make other Girls drool all over him And want to be around him

Hey you heard of that new boy appear in school

Justin yeah that boy Jonathon I heard he from the wic called wickedtown at night

by Gotti_from_the_H October 6, 2025

posh jonathon

A posh wank, wherein a woman jerks you off whilst wearing an inverted ribbed condom (for your pleasure), and after ejaculation, she presents you with a cigarette and lights it for you.

Friend: "What did you get up to last night?"
Me: "Felt like like having a wank, so I got a bird over to give me a Posh Jonathon cos I was feelin' fancy."

"I didn't think the date was going anywhere, but I dropped her home and she gave me a Posh Jonathon so clearly it was better than expected."

by qönathynn June 5, 2022