The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

...wait, wait, wait..actually you don't use the letters F,S, and X so that really don't work lol

by me March 26, 2003

shower jumped

when in a house with many people and someone gets in another shower at the same time as you, making the water cold.

Jerry: We were up at the cabin and Stephen shower jumped me!

Tim: That's cold dude.

by KenziiLoo September 28, 2008

Jehovah Jumped

When you are minding your own buisness and get attacked by Jehovah's Wittneses that seemingly appear out of nowhere

I was leaving Publix and all the sudden I got Jehovah Jumped by two them sumbitches.

by The Metal Cowboy October 11, 2008

jumped

To get hijacked by one person or a group of people.

Last night I got jumped by a rapist.

by Rockdog February 29, 2004

Jumped the fridge

A combination of Jump the shark and Nuke the fridge for the most epic of failures.

That Nintendo conference at E3 really jumped the fridge.

by Flaming Idiot August 11, 2008

sex jumped

when one is on top of the other while passionately hooking up

if one person is on their hands and knees, and the other is below them lying down, that is getting sex jumped

by pinkeylover375 March 27, 2010

the brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

UMMMMMMMM

the brown fox jumped over the lazy doggo qowksxjdncbhjdwijehbgfcheuicfbhnbfhdefb idk

by Diamond Girl 10 July 23, 2020