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Johan K Jensen

Johan K Jensen is a descriptive word meaning that something or someone are cool/hot.
The word originates in Sweden, where Johan K Jensen is a famous singer/movie-star, (his most successful films is "Johan, Falken" and "Bigfoot"((he also wrote the books with the same name)), his most famous songs are "Story of a Schnöphead" and when "I when get High, I like to eat Stuff".
Because of his great success his name has transformed into a compliment.
The word 'Johan K Jensen' is mostly used in the Northern-European countries, but is spreading.
In some cases Johan K Jensen can replace the word 'Love'.
Johan K Jensen can be shorten down to JKJ or Johan.
Ex.1
Man, you are really Johan K Jensen!

Ex.2
That movie was so Johan, best ever.

Ex.3
-I love you.
-You're so K Jensen, I love you to!

Ex.4
-I thought you Johan K Jensen that girl?
-Yeah, me too, but it turns out it wasn't love, and it was absolutely not JKJ.
by JKJ's biggest fan:D April 5, 2010
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Johan Huss Carlsson

A lazy man in Sweden who is mental, eats tons of food, takes pictures of everyone and anything including screenshots, doesn’t care about anyone, wears kids clothes, has tons of money, and laughs at people who are dead
Johan: Yes boy
Anyone: What is this man child also known as a Johan Huss Carlsson doing now
Johan: Does stupid things
by Imakewords1 December 29, 2021
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Johan James Carey

He is a sexy guy, his great s3x skills will soon be useful. He is a handsome man with a pretty personality. Love him, kiss him and most definitely don’t fuck him
I’m in love with this Johan James Carey
by Jacob Hiroshima March 30, 2022
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Kick a johan you know day

On February 17th kick a guy or girl name Johan, then say sheeeesh.
Johan: hey bro
Guy:*kicks* sheesh
Kick a johan you know day
by Notamaster69 February 16, 2022
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Johan

Johan is just your regular guy. Nothing special about him. He plays video games 24/7 and jerks of all day. He is in love with Emilie and thinks about her all the time.
Yo did you see johan at the club last night, he just started at emilie the whole night
by Lol2208 November 22, 2021
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karl-johan

An ugly butt tall guy who’s cousin is fat as Fuck
Have you noticed how tall Karl-Johan is?
by Bigdickbill00 March 21, 2018
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johan

the most idiotic person on earth, so mad he is like a mad dog following you around.i wish i could trample him...
johan is an idiot
by coolpineapple October 8, 2020
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