Jehovas witness protection program

The non-existent government program we wish we were in when you know who comes knocking.

{Ding-Dong}
(Troy) Ah man... (Carl) What? What is it?

(Troy) Just those pesky Jay Dubz.
(Carl) Man, you should get in the Jehovas witness protection program.

by Cat Narsh May 17, 2011

Jewboy

An immature Jewish male.

'My good friend Gerald is an old Jewboy '

by moono May 2, 2006

Jewgotti

1. An old honda civic, particularly one that has been beat to all hell with a headlight out, duct-taped side passenger window, and cigarette burns in the seats. In other words, a car that is NOT a Bugatti.

2. A Jew emulating the worst of Italian-American culture -- tank tops, the blow out hair style, lip gloss, the tanning, gaudy jewelery, etc.

1. "Is that your new whip? A Jewgotti... sweet!"

2. "So you're Italian? No? Oh a Jewgotti, I see..."

by cteafin May 20, 2013

Jecho

A very hot and sexy guy, who treats his girlfriend as they were princesses.

Has a 8 inch dick, a sixpack, and is ripped af.

Don’t fuck arround with him, or get shmoked 😤

You’re a real Jecho

Ah jeez thanks Rick!

by Esketiiiit February 2, 2018

jeehoon

Jeehoon is a chill dude who slays the ladies.

Girl: “OMG! Is that Jeehoon?!”
Other girl: “Ya, isn’t he awesome?!”

by Peterman_da_GOAT November 5, 2020

Jenho

A man's main woman for a booty call when too busy for a night out.

I didn't have time to go out last night so I called my Jenho for the night.

by Luqueava December 31, 2009

jehovahs witnesses

jehovahs witnesses- beliefs-jesus came to earth to offer his life up as a ransom sacrifice to free us from sin and death.at armagedon all the wicked will be destroyed. on judgement day(1000 years) there will be a resurection of righteous and unrighteous, the earth will be broughtback to a paradise like state, humans will grow to perfection and live forever, and only 144000 will go to heaven and rule with jesus. Basically they live their lives by the bible and try to do everything by bible standards- they dont smoke swear get drunk etc simply because the bible says not to. they go witnessing door to door because jesus said it would have to be done just as he did, and because of thee preaching work they would be persecuted.they want to let people know about the end of this system of things and gods kingdom because they are compelled by love.

i am one of jehovahs witnesses im a teen but i know its the truth, not just because my parents believe and have told me it is-but because i can see it myself. all you have to do is read the bible-put 2 and 2 together- and see that they are doing everything the bible says(well except the stuff that doesnt apply because it was only for the israelites to do etc) its a shame they are hated because they are lovely people, but hey, jesus said it would happen-cause it happened to him-and he was gods son!

Person 1-yeah,im studying with jehovahs witnesses.
Person 2-cool.

by dunno:) January 7, 2010