Jeerbow

a sub-par hand job

Last night sucked. I copped a jeerbow from a troll down the hall.

by ~n-swantko~ December 7, 2010

derek jetered

To be out with your friends at a bar very late at night and at the last minute you still manage to pull the hottest girl in the place

It was just us standing around all night until I Derek Jetered this girl that we all had hot balls for.

by Gross Tony March 7, 2008

Jeter

1. To act completely unselfishly for the better for your team.

2. To lead by example.

3. Clutch.

Antonym: Nomar.

That play was so Jeter!

by a-rod August 2, 2004

Derek Jeter

A Major League Baseball player who was drafted sixth overall in the 1992 MLB Amateur Draft. A perennial All-Star and current captain of the New York Yankees, Jeter is a terrific hitter who has frequent troubles defending his position at shortstop. He won four World Series titles as a member of the Yankees between 1996-2000. He is often credited with having great intangibles, although this is all speculation since these qualities cannot be measured. Also known for his handsome looks and mulatto ancestry.

Objective fan #1: "Derek Jeter occasionally costs the Yankees runs because of his inability to make effective plays on balls hit to his right."

Objective fan #2: "Yes, but he makes up for it because he is excellent at the plate and is able to work the count and get on base."

Objective fan #1: "I agree."

by Timothy Riel February 18, 2009

Jeering

Jerking off with a raw chicken breast

When Mr. May is feeling lonely, he goes to the kitchen grabs a chicken breast and starts jeering.

by xxshuaxx March 31, 2015

jejepticon

a playful coining of Decepticon (deception-icon), the evil robot group in Transformers, and "jejeje," a popular expression of social retards.

It literally means "jeje-icon," a person that confuses originality with obscurity, and creativity with stupidity.

Commonly used by jejemons to refer to their arch-enemies, but obviously impaired by their ability to understand compound English words, hence, using the term wrongly.

"That's what you get for being a jejemon!" 'tard!"

Proper definition: another word for jejemons, who think they were more intelligent than people who follow proper conduct in communicating.
Idiotic definition: "arch-enemies of jejemons..."

Wrong use

jejemon: 0hhh, nowh... i'Veh bEen cAugHt bye ei jEjePticon!

by no.more.jejeje May 28, 2010

Jeter

Shortstop for the New York Yankees who is more concerned with winning than stats. For antonym see: Nomar

Jeter didn't choke in October

by Eat NY Pizza and Dicks October 29, 2003