Jed

A boy who acts like a girl, hangs out with girls, and is teased by boys for acting like a girl. Not gay. Pretty Girly. Laughs a lot...A LOT. Thinks everything/everyone is funny

aim chat
Girl: Sooo, r u gonna go 2 da moovies 2day?
Jed: LYK, i DON'T KNOW! i'll PROBABlY JUST STAY HOME LiSTENiNG 2 DA HiGH SCHOOl MOOSiCAL N GO ON SWEET LIFE OF ZACH AND CODY CHATBOARDS!!!!

by Whatsherface April 15, 2006

jed

the worst name you can call someone. you might as well be taking a bat to their nutsack. a "jed" is the biggest fucking herb ever. tries to act cool and say something that will make you think they're alright, but in actuality your thinking of calling them a faggot.

"hey dude, dont make fun of sum 41 and those kinds of bands, i like them"...

Shut the fuck up, your new name is Jed for being such a douche bag!

by the b.o.a.t. May 2, 2005

JEDDED

A rapper that released his debut album “Loss” in 2017.

Jack: Did you hear JEDDED’s new album?
Billy: Yeah it was lit!

by JEDDED October 27, 2017

JED

A person whose a complete lame and has a messed up licencse plate that says something like COOOOOOL.

Stopping being Such a Jed.

You know who you are.

by KMarK November 12, 2003

Pulling a Jed

Talking while muted on a conference call.

He's pulling a Jed

by Joliseca March 3, 2021

Jed Bartles

Lore tells us that Jed Bartles was a mysterious antebellum character, a blundering and addled-minded feral boy who appeared in a small village outside of Dallas, confused and girlishly attractive and only capable of simple, everyday reading skills.

Unpossible. A Jed Bartles creation. For many years, critics wondered if perhaps Jed Bartles was an idiot savant actually accessing parts of his brain that the average person could never dream of, creating new and advanced language. His creation of the word 'unpossible' struck some as an gaffe in remembering the real term, impossible. Others conjectured that unpossible didn't mean impossible at all, but was a new word to describe a much more sophisticated notion, that a certain possibility could be negated entirely and turned into its polar opposite, or made 'unpossible'...

After careful study, Jed Bartles was found to have just been mistaken. Twice.

by Call me Edward Cullen February 20, 2009

Dirty Jed

When a guy screams and yells while grabbing your boobs way too hard

He gave me a Dirty Jed last night, my boobs are about to fall off.

by Jess Mcleod May 17, 2019