Jared Fogel, of Subway diet fame, lost 245 lbs in one year eating Subway fare. Lots of rumors about AIDS, coke, bypass surgery, but he apparently did it honestly.
Fat Bastard, to Austin Powers: "I went on the Subway diet, like Jared and lost 180 pounds. Unfortunately, now my neck looks like a vagina."
by Dr. Dutch Evil March 21, 2006
by Super Nigger Faggot September 23, 2018
"My boyfriend pulled a Jared last night; needless to say he got my sheets all wet and I still got nothing out of it."
by Gerch December 04, 2007
Yeah, I was just trying to get some Oreos when this guy approached me, he was a total Jared, and really short too.
by Noot noot January 20, 2017
The guy who doesn't give a shit
by Ace Phillips August 25, 2020
Loves memes and most likely wears glasses. He likes to go to the gym to watch girls work out. He also says kinky a lot. PS he loves bath bombs there tasty
by Brotatochip1820 November 14, 2018
Jared, you a bitch. But we love you.
by Toesheo September 15, 2021