Jared

Jared Fogel, of Subway diet fame, lost 245 lbs in one year eating Subway fare. Lots of rumors about AIDS, coke, bypass surgery, but he apparently did it honestly.
Fat Bastard, to Austin Powers: "I went on the Subway diet, like Jared and lost 180 pounds. Unfortunately, now my neck looks like a vagina."
by Dr. Dutch Evil March 21, 2006
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Jared

A good name that his been ruined by that pedophile from subway.
Girl: What's your name?
Guy: Jared.
Girl: Oh, like that pedo from subway?
by Super Nigger Faggot September 23, 2018
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One who humps legs until the point of ejaculation
"My boyfriend pulled a Jared last night; needless to say he got my sheets all wet and I still got nothing out of it."
by Gerch December 04, 2007
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A creepy boy who likes to approach women in grocery stores while stroking his little dick.
Yeah, I was just trying to get some Oreos when this guy approached me, he was a total Jared, and really short too.
by Noot noot January 20, 2017
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The guy who doesn't give a shit
Ace: I wish I was a Jared
Jared: No one gives a shit
by Ace Phillips August 25, 2020
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Loves memes and most likely wears glasses. He likes to go to the gym to watch girls work out. He also says kinky a lot. PS he loves bath bombs there tasty
"Jared's trash!"
"Jared says kinky"
"Jared stop eating bath bombs!!"
by Brotatochip1820 November 14, 2018
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He a bitch but we love him
Jared, you a bitch. But we love you.
by Toesheo September 15, 2021
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