Jalen 'my shoulder' Hurts is a quarterback who plays for the Philadelphia Eagles, his favorite play is the quarterback sneak, a.k.a. the "tush push".
Dolphins Fan: Jalen Hurts is a fucking loser for quarterback sneaking, just throw the ball!
Eagles fan: cope.
Eagles fan: cope.
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