jalapeno vag

The unsexy burning sensation that occurs after unwittingly touching one's ladybits after handling hot peppers.

Our mexican cooking night was ruined by a mild case of jalapeno vag.

by vuphisig August 13, 2016

jalapeno pussy popper

when you eat a jalapeno pussy popper, then preform oral on a woman. the male version is called the jalapeno penis popper.

(spicy oral sex.)I gave my girl a jalapeno pussy popper last night. she said it burned so bad, but felt so good.

by Pikachuandme November 13, 2020

Jalapeno Sunrise

It is the name given to the hot spicy penis when pulled out of sexual partner's anus, who has had mexican food that day.

"What the hell man...why didnt you tell me you had a burrito for dinner...I'm having a fucking Jalapeno Sunrise"

by Basajaun08 January 22, 2021

figtree and jalapeno

2 people who are in love and they can't not be in love because they are stuck together

figtree and jalapeno love eacgother so much

by asdfghjasdfghjasdfvbnm November 14, 2023

Jalapeno Bull Frog

When you fuck a Tijuana hooker in the ass and inadvertently end up with a jalapeno seed in your pee hole leading to an infection which makes your dick look like a swollen, angry bull frog.

Dude, about a week after our trip to Mexico my dick swelled up so big!!! I went to the doctor and he found a pepper seed in my pee hole. That slut gave me a jalapeno bull frog

by anonymous January 4, 2024

Jalapeno Enema

1. An alternate way of saying "pain in my ass".
2. A devious method of torture.
The name can be substituted in either case with hotter or weaker peppers to further articulate the intensity.

1. "This whole day has been one big Jalapeno Enema."
2. "I was kidnapped in Mexico and the cartels gave me a Jalapeno Enema while my family tried to come up with the ransom payment."

by Eleven Tails February 21, 2020

Jalapeno Popper

To eat a Jalapeno or Ghost pepper and leave one in your mouth while you perform Oral sex on someone. See who pops up and taps out first

I performed a Jalapeno Popper on my dude last night and he said his stuff still feels like its on fire

by moochzigg March 11, 2020