jakeish

jake is the king of the hooch clan and often recruits new members see hooch

cool dude: i stole an mp3
other dude: thats just jakeish

by Troy January 21, 2005

Jakedasnakeophobia

The fear of going to a con and being forced to eat a pineapple pizza, cheese cake, and being beaten up by 10+ people all at once (even though you challenged them)

I was going to go to a con but I have Jakedasnakeophobia and jingles is prolly going to make me eat pineapple pizza, and then gucci and Tsuki are going to beat me up.

by DigitalTsukiko December 11, 2022

jakeit

To masturbate after chasing hogs

Jake spent a Friday night chasing hogs and then returned home to jakeit before going to sleep

by Jake Glascock April 22, 2007

JakeMail

An emphatic drunken voicemail that no one can make out what was said when listened to. Sounds like mostly loud grunts and/or noises

you jakemailed me last night at 2 in the morning, it sounded like you were dying. Do you remember what you were saying?

by Itsyaboy3 December 27, 2010

Jakeir

A man who hides the wonderful inside of him. Funny, awesome, athletic, up for a lot, feels like he is the greatest at everything until proven that he isn't. Not easy to understand, have to take the time to get to know him. Only lets certain people in. Hard worker, determined for greatness.

Girl: Why doesnt he notice me?
Boy: Oh who Jakeir? He is trying to be somebody in life. He is to focused.

by Mille Millz December 18, 2014

jakeba

a minky degenerate who will do anything so they can fulfill their addiction to nicotine and cannabis.

person1: did you see that ronin henry boy pick up my fag rabbit the other day
person2: yeah what a jakeba

by jakeba16 May 8, 2019

jakearchambault

He is very sexy, with amazing blue eyes. And he has like 3 tatoos and is very sexy. he is very talented and plays in a band and plays the guitar. He had 5 years of high school, but no matter, he was still my favorite person in Garbarinos bio class. He loves Jenn's artwork and is very supportive of her wanting to become a tattooist. He is very nice and can totally rock out. he claims he has met katvond and ami james and yoji and the rest of that gang, but jenn begs to differ, because she would secretly be jealouse if she were ro find out it was true. Jakearchambault always put his schoolwork upon the back filing cabinet in bio. He will be forever rememberd by parsippany high school for his coolness, attractiveness, personality, and awesomeness. He is missed dearly.

"Heyy jakearchambault, what's up?"
"lol, do you like my chicken man?"
"What is that? lol"
"Its a chicken nugget on my pencil, and it has mayo eyes, cool huh?"
"fuck yes"
a week later...
"hey jakearchambault! wheres your chicken man?"
"its in my locker"
"lol"

by Michael Gatto October 8, 2008