Jacob Gercken

Can hump air very well

AH AH AH AH AH UH UH UH UH UH is what the sound go Jacob Gercken is

by hnfbduoi;abfhgu;iashfguia; January 30, 2021

Jacob Jerky

The dry skin that peels off when you have sunburn.

Teacher: Have you ever had sunburn so bad your skin starts peeling?
Jacob: (raises hand) Jacob Jerky

by AshMaster5000 March 2, 2023

Johnny-Jackmo

A person who will waste your time while you're trying to sell them something, and has no money whatsoever. First used by Terry Jones in 1992.

That mother fucker is a johnny-jackmo. He'll never buy a new car.

by XxP0wd3rxX November 4, 2011

Chucking a Jacob

When a friend of yours (usually one with a fast metabolism) eats an extremely unhealthy meal (eg. a pounder burger from McDonalds) then proceeds to destroy your' bathroom toilet with the result of their efforts.

Aww man, im totally chucking a Jacob in Tom's toilet! He's gonna be pissed!

by Mr. Butane March 23, 2010

jackmunch

jackmunch (jak' munsh) n. ME. jacke monsh < OFr. jaquemonche "Jacob the Cockgobbler" 1. a nickname, generally profane, indicating a person who engages in sodomy, i.e., illicit humming 2. a contraction of jack-ass and dickmunch 3. a contraction of jacktard and fuckmunch 4. an unpleasant person.

1. "That motherfucker is a dicksmacking jackmunch."
2. "You cumcatching jackmunch."
3. "I told my fucking sucktard that her dicktarded boyfriend is an assgoblin jackmunch."
4. "Sir, you are, simply put, a jackmunch."

by Robert de Mayenne June 29, 2004

Jaco

Handsome and fun, he is the guy that starts the party. Always looking for the laugh and there when you need a hug. Very popular with the girls. Kind and open-hearted and loved new places and people. Curious and generous, Clever and well-mannered he knows how to get what he wants. Everyone wants to be around him.

Girl: Where is Jaco? he said he would be here.
Girl #2: "Here he comes, JACO!!!"

by moothmayer February 4, 2010

jacob harrington

Really, cute, gives the best hugs, and no one has a clue why he's single because a lot of girls think he's cute

Example: just date him because he's Jacob Harrington

by Anonymoushy November 30, 2013