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Jacksonville 

If you were to imagine the great state of Florida as a man, bending over towards Mississippi, the St. Johns River would represent his bowels. The St. Johns River flows into the Atlantic in Jacksonville (Florida's ass hole). Fred Durst is an excellent example of a turd that was produced in Jacksonville.

Man, I went to Jacksonville for a concert a few weeks ago, and I still haven't been able to wash the stink off!

Jacksonville by phatty-b October 3, 2008

Jacksonville, FL

A toilet bowl filled with turds

After you live in a shithole like Jacksonville, FL long enough, you start to stink.

Jacksonville, FL by southerners are stupid June 28, 2019

jacksonville jaguars 

'95 expansion team who made the playoffs from '96-99, but suck now

The Jags went 14-2 in '99, losing both games to the Titans and losing to them again in the playoffs

jacksonville jaguars by 0000 March 23, 2004

Jacksonville, FL

Ever watch the show "My Name is Earl"? Well, take all the characters, multiply them by 500,000, and you got Jacksonville: the most racist, backward, inbred city of cretins in America. A NASCAR lover's utopia of mullets, beerbellies, crooked cops (see the documentary "Murder on a Sunday Morning" to know I'm not lying), and people with unforking family trees.

Jacksonville City Government is controlled by a Church/Cult/Hypocrisy center that keeps Jacksonville the badly dressed laughing stock of the other designer label Florida cities.

Full of fat chicks with supermodel attitudes. EVERY, and buddy, I mean E-V-E-R-Y girl over the age of 16 is an unwed mother. The favorite vacation spot for most inhabitants is jail. The general landscape resembles a half occupied strip mall filled with vagrants and no end in sight, but people who live there love to say that it's the hottest city in Florida (snicker).

KKK membership is mandatory to become a cop or city councilman. They have a beautiful new library that is always uncrowded, surprise, surprise.

In summary, Jacksonville, Florida is the only city that a Category 5 hurricane would actually improve.

Jacksonville, FL is a whole city populated by "Earl's" brother.

Jacksonville, FL by T The Scribe December 17, 2006

jacksonville, texas 

City for retirement, meth, Crack cocaïne and methadone. Home of inbreds and thieves. If you end up here you hAve really hit rock bottom. Or your a drug addict. Also a large export ofcooking drugs for the less fortunate city's.

Did you see that Crack whore at moody in jacksonville, texas getting robbed?

jacksonville, texas by Amsterdam 138 December 31, 2016

Jacksonville 

City in North Florida filled with hicks, rednecks, retarded Republicans, NASCAR enthusiasts and general ass clowns. (See 2000, 2004 election results)

Locals of which are easily pissed off when viewing national weather maps and not being able to see their local temperature while Miami's is prominently displayed. This usually leads to a long discussion about how Jacksonville is "bigger" than Miami. While its meager population of 700,000 dim bulbs pales in comparison to the Miami metro area's 6 million.

Locals may also get angered when others outside the city never heard of them, which may result in similar rant as aforementioned.

Hick 1: WTF!! Where's Jacksonville on the map?

Jacksonville by Shingo56 September 22, 2007