I was twelve when my older cousin taught me how to jack off -- I couldn't cum, but it felt awesome -- and when I squirted my first load, it was unbelievably awesome!
by eda-skip June 13, 2022
I was caught jacking off by my mother
by Virgil Depois October 06, 2006
by Snakes November 22, 2003
When a man who looks like their name is Jack. Just goes off on someone when they are really mad. And puts their hand into a fist and starts shaking it with rage.
by VerticalCouchLVR May 25, 2021
by lol December 03, 2003
Same as "jerk off" (masturbate); also used as a noun to reference a feckless, no-account person, usu. male.
Up until the 1980s, "jack off" was considered more a Southern (USA) locution than "jerk off," which was considered more urban and Northeastern/Midwestern states. Considerable swapping around has taken place in the meantime, probably because of increased social mobility and relaxed codes of censorship.
Up until the 1980s, "jack off" was considered more a Southern (USA) locution than "jerk off," which was considered more urban and Northeastern/Midwestern states. Considerable swapping around has taken place in the meantime, probably because of increased social mobility and relaxed codes of censorship.
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1)...All little Timmy can talk about is sex. If I weren't so polite, I'd have told him to go get laid, or to jack off in a corner...
2)...'If y'all boys didn't jack off so much, you might amount to something.'... (closet-case coach to members of the high-school basketball team in 1971 movie THE LAST PICTURE SHOW).
1)...All little Timmy can talk about is sex. If I weren't so polite, I'd have told him to go get laid, or to jack off in a corner...
2)...'If y'all boys didn't jack off so much, you might amount to something.'... (closet-case coach to members of the high-school basketball team in 1971 movie THE LAST PICTURE SHOW).
by al-in-chgo April 10, 2011
by sexybitch101 November 23, 2003