Cracker Jack Box

A crackerjack box was the disposable cardboard box used to hold popcorn or candy (sweets), though over time has come to mean a similar box or container used to give away rather useless, cheap toys and/or giveaway items. So anything referred to as 'coming out of a crackerjack box' is being derided as useless, cheap or fake.

Did you get your degree out of a Cracker jack box? (ie. your degree in media studies / sociology etc. is worthless)

(From Meatloaf's "two out of three ain't bad"): There ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker jack box (you'll never find a valuable and exotic, vintage car in the bottom of a crackerjack box)

by Nigel An'srid December 17, 2016

Jack Up Your Shit Box

To be beaten severely about the head, face, body etc. i.e. "Jack up" from
being jacked up combined with shit box

"I will Jack Up Your Shit Box!"

"Tony landed one punch on that guy and really "jacked up his shit box"

by Morbog September 27, 2004

Cracker Jack Box

A rich white person or stupid white person that keeps staring at you because of what you have if your a person of color

Look at the fuckin cracker jack box over there hating on me, fuckin cracker jack wat the hell you staring at

by Jamesindtown September 29, 2007

Australian jack in the box

The act of a man inserting his penis into a newborn while it’s in the process of being born

Keshawn celebrated the birth of his daughter with an Australian jack in the box.

by Kmandoggiestyle September 16, 2019

jack in the box

a place that has bomb ass assin' ass food.

i just had some bomb ass assin' ass jack in the box.

by Bordshiesty May 26, 2023

jack in the box

rough sex resulting on repeated contact with the cervix

she had a hard time cuming unless you did it rough like you're so far in you're birddogging her cervix - like a jack in the box

by cornhuliotheturn November 7, 2024

Jack In The Box

my first love

Person 1: Wanna get McDonalds?
Person 2: *Jack from Jack In The Box comes out with an AK-47 and shoots Person 1 in the face 71 times*

by Alexwastakenwastaken July 9, 2024