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Javert

The antagonist of Victor Hugo's novel "Les Miserables". He is an obsessive, merciless police inspector who doggedly chases the novel's protagonist for many years. Javert committs suicide by throwing himself into a river when he cannot reconcile his strict belief in the law with his new found sense of mercy.

As a noun, Javert refers to a person of similar characteristics: ruthless, obsessive, perfectionist. It may also refer to a television trope (or cliche), describing a character that fills a similar role of the actual Javert from Hugo's novel.

Javert may also be used as a verb, referring to the act of relentlessly chasing someone or something.
"I won't stop. Do you understand? I won't let you go." - Inspector Javert
by Islington December 12, 2006
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javalog

\jä-,-ve,log\(n)
going number two in the morning; often a consequence of routine consumption patterns of laxatives, such as coffee, which combats torpid inactivity.
First thing I do when I get to work in the morning is vacate the restroom by releasing an aromatic javalog.

I've attempted to get my husband to switch to tea in the morning; i cant stand taking a shower after he makes a javalog.
by horsewhistle June 26, 2007
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Trio Java

An ancient country with borders similar to that of modern Botswana and Namibia.
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Javien

A lit ass fuck nigga very athletic and good personality smart funny
Javien has it all
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javashift

The annoying event when you are looking to click on something in a web page but it changes just as you click and you end up fuck knows where. Also known as ajaxulation
I wanted big tits but javashift caused me to click on Russell Crowe (which is arguably the same thing)
by birkenstein December 2, 2015
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javivi

Javivi is the deal. Javivi is a guy who has an 11 inch dick and a great life. Also a Javivi has a very successful life with a lot of pussy and bitches. He tends to be a great and loyal friend. He likes threesomes and orgies as fuck.
OHHH!!! Javivi made me cum like I've never had
Please Javivi stop, -but only the glandis.
by Javivi March 22, 2017
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Javon ,Wanna, Walton

Is an actor who stared on Euphoria as (Ashtray) and became famous ever since and everyone love him because of his bright smile and also acting.
He might seen like a bad/gangster kid in Euphoria but he is really not he is really sweet and can light up your day with him just looking at you and smiling and maybe even waving at you!
"I wish i could meet Javon ,Wanna, Walton. He seems so sweet."
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