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Joystick Joyride

When a chick gets into an airbus aircraft or another aircraft where the primary flight control is a joystick and proceeds to insert the joystick into her vagina and move up and down in a sexual motion treating the joystick as a dildo. For this sexual act to be considered a joystick joyride, the aircraft needs to crash or be damaged in someway because of the joystick being moved in an erratic manner.
Yo Jim did you hear that plane crashed last week because crazy horny chick was doing the joystick joyride?
by wangarata July 21, 2025
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Alaskan joystick

The sexual act of strapping down the limbs of a man and the proceeding to smack is penis back and forth until its red
Ron: Last night, me and jessica tried the alaskan joystick. It hurt like hell
by GlizzyLord98 November 24, 2021
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Joystick or touchpad

Joystick is slang for penis while touchpad is slang for vagina. People who ask this are typically looking for attention because they don’t get enough of it at home.
Dipshit: “You have a joystick or touchpad?”
by nyapys April 13, 2024
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Joysticked

The phenomenon wherein one individual in a relationship exerts significant influence or control over the other, often leveraging aspects of the relationship such as desire or emotional attachment. This may result in an imbalance of power or agency, potentially affecting the dynamics and decisions within the relationship.
After they started dating, Stella seemed to have John joysticked, as he would always prioritize her needs and desires over his own, often without realizing it.
by TimeRunner February 9, 2024
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