Jessie paege

A wholesome dad who posts videos on YouTube for her children. She is also a meme, a rat and a high key ratatouille fan. Our dad stans equality rights and has had hair every colour of the pride flag.

Me: STREAM PHANTOM BY JESSIE PAEGE
Everyone: *is forced to stream Phantom*

by Hxwellz December 12, 2019

Jassis

The most gorgeous girl in the whole wide world. Knows how to cheer you up. Amazing pianist. Best smile and is simply amazing. She is smart, talented and is a gift from God :) We all know that Jassis' are the best <3

K: Omg you know Jassis?
N: Yeah.
K: She is the nicest girl you will ever meet. So gorgeous. I just love her.
N: Yeah, all the guys dig her too ;)

by miaaooooooooow. March 22, 2012

Jessica Rabbit

Just about the sexiest cartoon you will ever see. Was married to Rodger Rabbit in "Who Framed Rodger Rabbit." Could be used to describe a hot girl. Many guys jack off to the sound of her voice.

"Mann, I saw a Jessica Rabbit yesterday... damn she was smokin"

by That.. umm... person... over there... May 13, 2005

jessi slaughter parenting

when parents are couldn't care less what completely absurd things their children do, and do nothing whatsoever to protect/supervise their children.

at the beach, some little girl about 3 or 4 years old went way too deep into the water and almost drowned, no adults were around to help her, "that's some jessi slaughter parenting right there, someone's just letting their kid drown."

by asdfg_nwp July 22, 2010

Jessica Biel

Proof white girls can/do have great asses.

Yeah, that Jessica Biel has one fine ass.

by Adrian August 31, 2007

Jessica Simpson Syndrome

The ailment of being very, very, dumb. Charecterised by random outbursts of an obsurd nature. Some signs may include but are not limited to the following

"Is Peanut Butter Dairy?"
"I always that an autobiography had to do with cars"
"Omg, Earthquake (Picks up cellphone)"

Omg, that gurl tottaly has jessica simpson syndrome, Poor michael.

by Michael F. January 31, 2005

Jessica Marie

the name for that irresistibly mysterious girl whom you see around often, yet know nothing about. She thinks about you, cares about you, shows you her flirty side at the same time showing you her bitchy side. She will drop you notes unexpectedly. She demands the best from you while giving you even more than you give her. She loves you unconditionally and will deal with all your baggage. She is confident in herself. She is awesome!

Jessica Marie is a true friend!

by coolgirl1029 December 20, 2016