One who is always wrong. This individual faces constant roasts from their acquaintances and those who they hardly know. Commonly found ingesting fecal matter from the sphincter of gross humans
by MRSA Man April 18, 2011
Get the Joebroni mug.The Stoney Jabroni is a chronic chronic smoker. As this carnivore of cannibus crusises through life, puffing the magic dragon is a daily, often hourly event they pause only for the occasional yoga class or drug test. They will smoke before, during and after work, even on breaks to walk the dog. Overall, the Stoney Jabroni will end up melting into the couch and being the spokesperson for the local "Don't end up like this." PSA
"Shit that kid is a Stoney Jabroni"
"Look at that Stoney Jabroni, he looks like a pile of week old mash potatoes left in the sun."
"Next time we go over to Stoney Jabroni's house, make sure we bring our own febreeze, that place smelled like Snuf-a-lupogous' chode"
"Look at that Stoney Jabroni, he looks like a pile of week old mash potatoes left in the sun."
"Next time we go over to Stoney Jabroni's house, make sure we bring our own febreeze, that place smelled like Snuf-a-lupogous' chode"
by Jrockwhc May 4, 2009
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A synonym for a complete tool. The only difference is that you can say it to a tools face and they will have no idea that you are calling them a tool.
Sup jebrone.
by Anonymouskittykittylicklick35 September 15, 2009
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Charlie: Bro, you keep using this word "jabroni" and it's AWESOME.
Charlie: Bro, you keep using this word "jabroni" and it's AWESOME.
by PrinceRoshambo May 18, 2021
Get the Jabroni mug.A particularly irritating poser who also is an avowed fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Put simply, a brony that's also a jabroni.
Put simply, a brony that's also a jabroni.
by Xterra April 18, 2018
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"Yeah sure dude, stop speakin Jabronics."
"Yeah sure dude, stop speakin Jabronics."
by Kevin McGrew February 20, 2008
Get the jabronics mug.An asshole. As in: “Look at this fucking asshole!”
Like, if you see someone riding down the middle of the street on a unicycle, naturally you’ll say “look at this fucking asshole.” That’s how you know, the fate feared by all, one worse than skinny ankles, that they’re a fucking jabroni.
Like, if you see someone riding down the middle of the street on a unicycle, naturally you’ll say “look at this fucking asshole.” That’s how you know, the fate feared by all, one worse than skinny ankles, that they’re a fucking jabroni.
“What’re you doing jabroni?”
“Look at this jabroni pouring his milk before the cereal”
“Yo jabroni stop being a hoe”
...and renditions thereof
“Look at this jabroni pouring his milk before the cereal”
“Yo jabroni stop being a hoe”
...and renditions thereof
by jcgu July 8, 2018
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