a bunch of boring mothafuckers who dont selebrate birthdays
they feel it is there goal to anooy the fuck out of normal people
they feel it is there goal to anooy the fuck out of normal people
ben- did you talk to those Jehovah's Witnesses bible fags
christian- nah just told the fags i was buddist, stupid cocks
christian- nah just told the fags i was buddist, stupid cocks
by cwk April 05, 2006
Selectively telling people you've converted right around Christmas so you receive lots of presents but don't give any
Dan tried to pull a Jehovah Witless on everybody so his present from me is gonna be a log of shit in a box
by PapaNickDawg March 09, 2011
Christian religious organization based in Brooklyn New York.
Based on biblical teachings use other literature as aide to provide people free bible courses.
Based on biblical teachings use other literature as aide to provide people free bible courses.
by JohnQ123 March 12, 2013
A group of people that study the bible. Not to be mistaken for a cult because they have the choice to leave whenever they want to. They make a habit of spending at least an hour every week going door to door and preaching. There prophesying may have been wrong in the past but they are genuinely nice people. They were also persecuted during the holocaust along with the Jews and Roma. They do in fact encourage their members to pursue post secondary education. Their people make the best husbands and wives out there.
by Scaramouch October 27, 2011
by Downstrike May 18, 2004
a person who believes in Jehovah the Only God, and tries to save lifes just like Jesus and his disciples in the first century.
by kattttt May 11, 2006
Jehova Fucks,
Jehovah Fucks Are THINGS that want to shove a huge cock up your bum. They want you to swallow it, in other words, they want you to join there so called "religion".
What Are They:
They consider themselves, a religion, but they are more of a cult.
WE, normal people, see them as fuckin rats, but none the less, they are just brainwashed.
Jehovah Fucks Are THINGS that want to shove a huge cock up your bum. They want you to swallow it, in other words, they want you to join there so called "religion".
What Are They:
They consider themselves, a religion, but they are more of a cult.
WE, normal people, see them as fuckin rats, but none the less, they are just brainwashed.
by gdeyfucka March 27, 2019