An awesome status on instant messaging services like AIM and Facebook chat that allow you appear offline in order to leave an awkward conversation or hide from someone but still remain online.
xxblablablaxx - We need to talk.
dudeguyman - Hold on i have to go take my grandma to the vet.
*changes status to invisible*
**dudeguyman has logged off**
dudeguyman - Hold on i have to go take my grandma to the vet.
*changes status to invisible*
**dudeguyman has logged off**
by punkisdeadcv December 23, 2009
Get the invisible mug.The act of ejaculating in both optic regions, and thereby impairing vision/judgment. Henceforth the ejaculator (male) is no longer visible, and can exit without detection as the hopeless blind sticky-eyed victim (female) fumbles to clear the affected/infected optic regions. Successful execution of the invisible man can lead to eye pregnancy, or birth of blind/deformed fatherless offspring.
by West Mungshit October 12, 2007
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by Name unknown January 2, 2004
Get the Invasion of privacy mug.A game typically played by little kids and immature teenagers in which two players pretend to shoot each other with invisible laser guns while making shooting noises
A set of rules does not exist and both players can not die. Essentially the game goes on until either player is tired
Requires a very large imagination to play
A set of rules does not exist and both players can not die. Essentially the game goes on until either player is tired
Requires a very large imagination to play
That teenage girl must either have a really big imagination or just be really weird to play invisible laser tag
by Grade A Weirdo July 20, 2011
Get the Invisible Laser Tag mug.Why some black people talk so loud.
The invisible black friend that is standing at least 20-30 feet away from another black person, justifying the fact that they seem to be practically screaming while talking to a visible person in arms reach.
The invisible black friend that is standing at least 20-30 feet away from another black person, justifying the fact that they seem to be practically screaming while talking to a visible person in arms reach.
Man I could hardly hear you at the bar, it was the invisible nigger theory in full effect
When you're at the market and two black girls are in line next to you talking so loud that you want to cover your ears, they're just trying to make sure that their invisible friend can hear them.
When you're at the market and two black girls are in line next to you talking so loud that you want to cover your ears, they're just trying to make sure that their invisible friend can hear them.
by locell2 April 20, 2009
Get the invisible nigger theory mug.Yo, I just got home invasioned last night..they tied me up in a knot, and took every damn thing that I got.
by Steve-Rob September 9, 2006
Get the home invasion mug./in ves ti ba' shun/ n. (Portmanteau of "investigation" and "masturbation") An investigation with no hope of actually providing any answers, often to a question or case where the answer is already known, but not provable.
O.J. Simpson did not so much conduct an actual search for the "real killers" of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman as he did an <i>investibation</i>.
President George W. Bush ordered an immediate <i>investibation</i> into the Valerie Plame leak, mainly to shut the public up.
President George W. Bush ordered an immediate <i>investibation</i> into the Valerie Plame leak, mainly to shut the public up.
by Mike Boomshadow August 23, 2007
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