Conditional Invitation

When someone is invited to a social event on the condition that they don't come. Usually done to make sure someone knows that you don't want them there, rather then that you simply forgot to invite them.

'You can come out djanning with us on one condition, you don't come.'

-Textbook example of the conditional invitation

by robertstapelsmum October 19, 2009

ur not invited to my birthday party

this is the epic comeback. if someone ever says this to you, well- you're dead.

"ur a poo poo head haha"

"ur not invited to my bday party"
"nooo pls"
"too late you poo poo"

if u use this ur epic and if not ur not invited to my birthday party

by epic poo poo October 9, 2020

invite

short for "invitation"

Thanks again for the invite, buddy!

by lingualtreasure June 5, 2009

trick invite

An invitation to an event that ends up being a hoax. The most common trick invite involves a new foreign kid being summoned to meet up after school only to find himself all alone.

Duder 1: "Yo Italian dude! Soccer today?"

Italian Kid: "Oh yes-a, of-a course! I be there!"

Duder 2: "Ha ha you're such a dick dude. That was a trick invite wasn't it?"

Duder 1: "Fuck yea. He's been falling for it for the past 4 weeks!"

by westfalia January 11, 2010

Invitational

An event or gathering restricted to invited participants

Adj

"an invitational tournament"

by Gingerbreadman March 19, 2005

Un-invite

When someone invites you to an event knowing that you are busy and will not be able to attend.

"Hey! I'm having a party on Saturday. You should come!"

"Dude, you know I'm out of town all weekend. That's a total un-invite!"

by Michael Gerber July 20, 2008

invitatious

adj. someone offering an invitation, someone issuing many invitations, being gracious about inviting

We decided to be invitatious and invite my "boyfriend" to the fair.

by crazycold September 8, 2005