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Internet

A great place for insecure people
lets send mean things and mean comments about pointless videos and websites with the internet!
by mycowmoos:) January 17, 2011
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International Sauerkraut Day

Every March 24th is a day to celebrate the deliciousness that is Sauerkraut! It is a great time to go to an authentic German restaurant, make Sauerkraut, eat sauerkraut, and maybe even wrestle in Sauerkraut!
Joe: Hey Josh! How's it going!
Josh: It's going great! It's my birthday today!
Joe: Really? Happy Birthday! Did you know your birthday is on International Sauerkraut Day?
Josh: I did not! But how perfect, I LOVE sauerkraut, and I'm German! Let's go celebrate by eating as many pounds as we can at Gasthof Zur Gemutlichkeit!
Joe: YES! Come one come all!
by GermanGiant March 29, 2013
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Internet Disco

When a person disconnects due to Internet issues.
Gamer #1: *Disconnects*
Gamer #2: Bröther what happened?
Gamer #1: Internet Disco
Gamer #2: lmao fix your Internet
by slavicpies December 9, 2018
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Internet rabbit hole

When you stay up late at night on the internet, browsing random topics that lead you from one site to another, until you wind up in some weird part of the web.
Last Saturday night, I ended up in a Internet rabbit hole due to going from one site to the next.
by Assassin aprentice March 5, 2017
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mcdonalds internet

Used to describe a poor internet connection, usually among players of competitive online games.
Person 1: I lost because of that guy's McDonalds internet, it was so laggy

Person 2: No johns
by Kappa// August 21, 2016
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pre-internet

Before the internet.

When people still spoke to each other in person, and weren't as socially awkward and scared of confrontation.
And people were less self-aggrandizing and focused on living a faux life online.
Back when 'politically correct' wasn't as rampant.
THEN (Pre-Internet):

In person:
"Hey Sally, let's go on a date!"
"Sure thing Mark!"

NOW (Post-Internet):

On a computer:
"Unnghhffff huhhhh....(LIKE)"
"Hey there, thanks for the like! Please follow me and comment on how much you like the breakfast I had every day, and exclaim how intelligent and attractive I am - or claim to be online!" "And don't ever have a different opinion than me on anything, otherwise I will mute/block you, and I may fall into depression because I have no coping mechanism!"
"...."

Ex: No 'Kip Drordys' before the internet.
by John Nostalgia July 11, 2014
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International Dibs Protocol

PART 2

The IDP can only be used when multiple people have near-equal claim to something. One person can not call dibs on something another person clearly owns, and if he does, dibs has no effect. If the object in question was given from one person to another, a third person may not call dibs on said object. Even if it was not made explicitly clear that the object in question was meant for a specific person, the person who provided the object may still clarify and dibs will be nullified.

If one person has obviously greater claim to the object in question, dibs will have no effect. However, dibs shall be upheld if the claim is (1) not major and can't be proven or (2) very minor, even if proof is provided. If an agreement is reached that both people have equal claim to the object, the two people will start at step 2.

If an agreement can not be reached, the said object will be be split equally, destroyed, left behind, sold and the money split evenly, or given to a third person, depending on what the valued object is.

SHOTGUN AMENDMENT
The Shotgun Amendment is a specific form of dibs, namely, the shotgun seat of a vehicle. Slightly different rules apply to shotgun.

The owner of the vehicle gets final say in who rides shotgun.

Also, shotgun call only be called when some piece of the vehicle can be seen from where shotgun is called. Exhaust, icicles hanging off of the vehicle, and reflections do not count as a “piece of the vehicle.”
The International Dibs Protocol takes precedent over all other laws. Not really.
by Guy__Fawks December 14, 2014
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