Ronald: hey Bill, you ever get jarsquat instinct while stocking preserves?
Bill while intensely clutching a jar of jam: how did you figure out?
Bill while intensely clutching a jar of jam: how did you figure out?
by Jank Sinatra September 12, 2023
Medieval instinct is when your parents try to get you to date a person they like the most themselves, for purposes that are either business related or just because they know that person best.
Mom: (friend) is so nice, you two get along so well! Are you sure there isn't anything more between you?
Kid: mom wtf
Friend: wha–
Friend2: looks like someone's medieval instinct just turned on–
Kid: mom wtf
Friend: wha–
Friend2: looks like someone's medieval instinct just turned on–
by Kim_is_smart February 24, 2022
A transformation attained by Son Goku. Most noticable feature is dodging everything that tries to hit you.
Its usage is mostly in commodations with dodging
Its usage is mostly in commodations with dodging
Asshole: hey Dude i am going to punch you
*Dude dodges punch flawlessly*
*Dude instantly roundhouse kicks Asshole the exact moment he notices Dude dodged his punch*
Asshole: did you just use Ultra Instinct I ain´t messing with that
*Asshole runs away with a broken jaw*
*Dude dodges punch flawlessly*
*Dude instantly roundhouse kicks Asshole the exact moment he notices Dude dodged his punch*
Asshole: did you just use Ultra Instinct I ain´t messing with that
*Asshole runs away with a broken jaw*
by Nigger Ball Z February 07, 2018
Being able to dodge literally whatever the fuck someone throws at you without even breaking a sweat.
Someone dodges a combo of punches in a game or in real life
P1: Is that dude on Ultra Instinct?
P2: We're fucked.
P1: Anally.
P1: Is that dude on Ultra Instinct?
P2: We're fucked.
P1: Anally.
by Theskullygami444 January 22, 2018
by MUIGoku April 21, 2018
A transformation in Dragon Ball Super inspired by a real life phenomenon when a Gamer is one shot in a bossfight that the person has spent alot of time on, this real life transformation will utalize the reserve of Gfuel in your system by concentrating it in the persons brain reducing the gamers reactiontime by as much as 100% and increasing your brains foresight ability by as much as an astounding 20,000,000,000% although something that has probably happened to alot of people it is increadibly hard to activate because of the situations extremely percise requirements.
"I went totally Ultra instinct on Micheal yesterday when we were playing Fifa, take that Micheal you dumb b*tch.
by Salvia Trader August 30, 2020
It is the non-mastered form that mere mortals adopted from our lord Shaggy that allows its user to dodge, block and/or attack subconsciously anything that represent a threat just by mere reflexes. It activates at an extreme danger situation, and can only be archived by being close af to death.
-Yo, you sawed that?
-What?
-That nigga just went full ultra instinct on that dude! Help him!
-Who?!
-What?
-That nigga just went full ultra instinct on that dude! Help him!
-Who?!
by LilNibbaVat June 12, 2019