Ironic Insecurity

To act as if you’re insecure about someone else’s actions, when deep down you know it’s because you’re committing to misdeeds.
An exchange about Ironic Insecurity -

Jack: It was messed up for Julie to blame her boyfriend, Christian, for cheating because he spoke to one of his female friend's, he didn’t do anything that was wrong.

Denis: That’s what I was thinking. And the worst part is that Julie was caught cheating on Christian with another guy last week and he doesn’t even know it.

Jack: It just goes to show that she’s ironically insecure.
by Suburban Definer February 29, 2024
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Penis Insecurity

When u have insecurity towards your dick size
Bro i think i got Penis Insecurity, would you suck it for me to prove its big enough in your throat
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Text insecurity

When you text someone with a heightened anticipation for a quick response.
I texted you to see if my phone was working, cause "DUDE" ain't hitting me back. I waited like a whole 5 minutes.

Yo! You got that text insecurity. They probably just busy, chill out!
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Text insecurities

When you text someone that doesn't respond as fast as you would like.
I texted you to see if my phone is working. I gave "dude" like a Whole 2 minutes to respond.

Yo... They might be busy. Don't give in to your text insecurities. Relax!
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Insecurity

What is an insecure person? A person who is insecure lacks confidence in their own value.
Insecurity is a waste of time, you're beautiful just the way you are.
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Insecurities

The unfavorable or comparatively lesser qualities a person holds, usually referring to the negative feelings a man might have towards himself in relation to the size and potency of his ball sack.
"Damien, what are your insecurities?"
"My insecurities?"
"Insecurideez NUTS!"
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Insecurity

Hym "Is that what it is? Is insecurity noticing that the women are just fucking all the fat cocks until they run out of fat cocks and then they go online, confused, asking 'Where did all the good men go?' Would it be ✌️✊️✌️Insecure✌️✊️✌️ for me to notice that fat single mothers are trying to cock block so that THEY can CREATE OPTION FOR THEMSELVES. Because why would I fuck 36 year old fat single mother? I mean, you'd fuck me because I created A.I. and actually have a future outside of gas station work but for what reason would I fuck you OTHER THAN DESPERATION. So, that's what you do. Manufacture desperation so the single mother doesn't have to die alone by perpetuating fat cock preferential selection. The fat cocks are done with you. It's the only way you're going to be able to get a man. So YOU NEED... To get the younger girls to fuck the fat-cocks. I guarantee the age disparity has nothing to do with it. If fat cock assistant manager/ former junkie wanted to fuck her (which he probably already has) you would shove his dick in for him"
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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