insomnia

A disorder where you can't get sleep at all. I have it and have to take medicine for it (Clonodine) and without the medicine, I can't get any sleep. None. Notta. I've had it all my life.

jim: how was your sleep?

bob: i have insomnia.

by Blahb April 18, 2005

Insomnia

1. A disorder that prevents someone from getting enough sleep

2. A self diagnosed ailment that all attention whores suffer from.

Carl: I went for a checkup today. The doctor said I might be suffering from insomnia.
Joe: Shit son.

or

Lisa: trying 2 sleep but its hard with insomnia lolz
Jim: Bitch, shut the fuck up.

by BilboFaggins December 31, 2009

insomniaddict

a person addicted to sleep deprevation or a person who stays up late for no apparent reason. particularly those who have trained themselves to operate rather efficiently on minimum hours of sleep.

(This excludes college students who rigorously study for their finals until 4:00 a.m.)

I'm turning into a total insomniaddict. I watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off over and over every night instead of getting sleep.

by ktv October 2, 2007

insomniac

A cd by green day that contains hits like Brain Stew/Jaded, Geek Stink Breath, and Walking contradiction.

Also a person who has a sleeping disorder known as insomnia. I have insomnia and i only get a little more than an hour of sleep a night.

Im having trouble trying to sleep
Im counting sheep but running out
As time ticks by, still i try...
*then later in song*
My mind is set on overdrive
The clock is laughing in my face
A crooked spine
My sense is dulled
Passed the point of delerium
-Brain Stew-Green Day

I thot that was appropriate since thats what insomniacs do...and since it is on the green day cd insomniac!

by Ka August 27, 2004

insomniatic

the state of one who has become addicted to not sleeping

Tasha loves staying up throughout all hours of the night, i think she is an insomniatic.

by bubblegumbandit December 9, 2008

insomnia

Inabillity to sleep when it is appropriate.
Prolonged lack of sleep causing physical symptoms.

Did you ever hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
He would lay awake all night wondering if there realy was a Dog!

by Or am I the Dog January 9, 2004

Insomnia

1. A disorder that prevents one from sleeping.

2. What you pay a doctor to diagnose you with so you can get medical weed.

1. Max became very adept at masturbation after two weeks of insomnia. He just had too much time.

2. James paid some corrupt doctor to prescribe him weed for his "insomnia".

by MyDogBarksAtTheWashingMachine November 19, 2012